She’s got dirty eyes 
She’s 17 she’s 35
Well she’ll probably teach you a thing or two
She’s got filthy looks
And the way she walks talks gets you hooked 
A ring a ding ding doo

She’s got a bag of tricks
Hands cuffed up and cracks the whip
You know you know she loves it 
She’s got dirty eyes 
She’s 17 she’s 35
Well she’ll probably teach you a thing or two

CH. Dirty Lirty she is dirt oh she’s so mad
She’s sophisticated but she’s so bad 
Who would have thought she’s into all that kinky love
Just wait until I tell the boy’s all down the pub

I love her married with a kid ‘cause we’re all gaggin’ for it 
And I’ll come round on the weekend when you husbands away on business

She’s got a crotchless thong 
And cuffs me up and wax it on 
Whehe whoa
She’s got a cheeky smile
And she’s red hot and like cheeky style
Whoah whehe

She’s got the rudest moan
Dirty words all down the phone
You know you know she loves it
She’s 17 she’s 35
Well she’ll probably teach you a thing or two

CH. Dirty Lirty she is dirt oh she’s so mad
She’s sophisticated but she’s so bad 
Who would have thought she’s into all that kinky love
Just wait until I tell the boy’s all down the pub