I can't hear myself in my headphones, that's cool I'm gunna take one ear off, Fake sugar don't make you fat, I hope it only gives cancer to rats, I like my aspartame, and did you hear the cellphone rumor, there's no way they can give us brain tumors, Thy just make us drive insane, I don't believe anything I hear on TV, and I don't believe everything I hear on the street, learn by living is one hell of a philosophy I just hope it don't come back to haunt me. But I don't believe in rumors, Yellow five wont kill my sperm, why can't they ever test this stuff long term, I'm still waiting, I do like the five second rule, There's nothing worse in this world than wasting food, I'm never hesitating, Because I don't believe anything I hear on TV, and I don't believe everything I hear on the street, learn by living is one hell of a philosophy I just hope it don't come back to haunt me. Pregnant women there's no way that they can win, Every time the read the news they've got to change their plans again, My mom didn't believe the rumors, she had a beer a day, And I think I turned out okay, Correct my if I'm wrong, Because I don't believe anything I hear on TV, and I don't believe everything I hear on the street, learn by living is one hell of a philosophy I just hope it don't come back to haunt me. Those fricken rumors.