(INTRO) LIKE MOM AND DAD UNDER THAT OLD APPLE TREE
I SAID I LOVED YOU AND YOU SAID YOU LOVE ME
BUT TO NAME THIS RELATIONSHIP SEEMS QUITE THE TASK
SO HERE’S WHAT I’LL SAY IF SOMEBODY SHOULD ASK…

WE’RE AN ITEM
A PAIR, A MATCH, A TWO BY TWO-FOR ONE
A DAILY DOUBLE DIP IN UNISON
LIKE A PING AND A PONG A KING AND A KONG
WE GET ALONG LIKE A DING AND A DONG
SIGNIFICANT OTHER, NEVER WANT ANOTHER
WE BELONG LIKE A SINGER AND SONG

WE’RE AN ITEM
PARTNERS IN CAHOOTS IN EVERY WAY
A DUO WHO KNOWS LOVE IS HERE TO STAY
LIKE A SEA AND A SHORE A KEY AND A DOOR
RIGHT TO THE CORE LIKE WINNIE AND EEYORE
MY NEVER SAY NEVER FOREVER AND EVER
BEHIND EACH OTHER LIKE A THREE AND A FOUR

AN ITEM..A SWEET OLD FASHIONED COUPLE
DOUBLED UP IN PASSION
LASHES BATTIN’, FLASHIN’ STARS
TURNIN’ CARTWHEELS BURNIN’ HEARTS
AN ITEM, THAT’S WHAT WE ARE..

A CHICK AND A CHAMP A LICK AND A STAMP
A KICK IN THE PANTS LIKE A DIP IN A DANCE
GIRLFRIEND, BOYFRIEND..PRIDE AND JOY FRIEND
SLICE IT, DICE IT, IT’S ROMANCE…