Everywhere you go, everywhere you go
Can't get no satisfaction on the radio
Up and down the am and FM band
No Bobby, no Blue, but plenty of Bland
It's a weird world we're livin' in
It's gettin' weirder everywhere you go

At the baseball field, at the baseball field
Prima donnas in the saunas
Holdin' out for a bigger deal
Now the little kids cry, the big guys laugh
Nobody can afford to buy an autograph
It's a weird world we're livin' in
It's gettin' weirder at the baseball field

At the museum, at the high museum
Now they're doin' things to Jesus
That they shouldn't be doin' to him
They got a blank piece of canvas
That brought a million bucks
A picture of a naked man that really sucks
It's a weird world we're livin' in
It's gettin' weirder at the museum

Way uptown, all the way uptown
They rob and they pillage and steal
Before the stock goes down
There's a shaky foundation under all that glass
The higher the buildings, the lower the class
It's a weird world we're livin' in
It's gettin' weirder way uptown