You picked at your dinner with a sorrowful look. 
Said dammit woman, when you gonna learn to cook. 
Now darlin, there's no need getting sore 
My talents don't lie in the kitchen unless I'm lying on the kitchen floor

You tell me my gravy tastes like dirt 
I'll make it up to you with dessert 
Now honey, if you're unhappy, there's the door 
My talents don't lie in the kitchen unless I'm lying on the kitchen floor

We all have something we excel at 
Skills that set us apart 
I might not be domesticated 
but I know the way to your heart 
I know the way to your heart

I'll admit I'm no Julia Child 
but she couldn't serve my flavor of wild 
Now sugar, I know what you keep me here for

It wasn't my cuisine that made you say I do 
It's the thousand other things I do to you 
Now baby, can I give you some more 
My talents don't lie in the kitchen 
My talents don't lie in the kitchen 
My talents don't lie in the kitchen unless I'm lying on the kitchen floor.