If I bumped into you and you dropped your purse 
I would have an excuse 
To make you feel awkward too 
I'd hold your drink as you pick up your things 
Strike up a conversation 
Compliment your fair complexion 
You're gonna make my dreams come true 

Can I have your number? 
Are we dating yet? 
Oh, tell me what's your name 
I hope I don't forget 
Do you wanna meet my goldfish or my parents? 
I've got most of the basement too myself 
When I'm a famous rockstar 
You won't ignore me 
Oh, anymore 

Lauraine, Lauraine, 
Oh fix me a drink dear 
Someday we'll make it 
Lauraine, Lauraine, 
We could sleep in separate beds, 
I'll keep a roof above our heads 

I'm tired of this 
Who do you think you are 
With your red jacket, talking to somebody else I don't know like I don't 
Exist? 
You're attention starved 
Why do you think I'm here? 
I won't give you the satisfaction of seeing my trip over my words when I 
Compliment your rad red jacket 
And watch me quickly walk away 

Lauraine, Lauraine, 
Oh fix me a drink dear 
Someday we'll make it 
Lauraine, Lauraine, 
We could sleep in separate beds, 
I'll keep a roof above our 
I'll keep a roof above our 
I'll keep a roof above our heads