So spend the night in my trailer - won't you try on this headbox?
I've made it so comfortable - spend the day down in detox
Well I'm wanted all over - I'm the topic of speech
A transient by nature - a security breach

Let's walk walk down by the river
Let's dance dance dance on my roof
Let's wake up up all the neighbours
They don't don't have any proof

Tending to my flower pots - cleaning out all the gutters
Boarding up all the windows - painting red all the shutters
Blow up the bingo hall - it's my community duty
There's that girl again - she wants a piece of my booty

Madness ensues when I come into the room
Like a bomb - pull me off, pull me out I go boom
Off with the wingtip, tie clip, full strip
When I get the grip on the hip, get the grip, get the grip get the grip