Ultimate Sound (Comedy Tracks)


Country: USA

Celebrating its 17th year of creativity, with such diverse clients as Disney, Universal Studios and BBC, Ultimate Sound concentrates on action, music and intense sound effects for your film, video, game or TV productions.  From Industrial to Sci Fi, Comedy or Horror – it’s all here!
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BUY CONDOMS... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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24365 0:03   


EMO PHILLIPS: JUST CALL ME MR. BUTTERFINGERS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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24165 0:05   


IF YOU OWN A HOME THAT IS MOBILE, AND 14 CARS ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13639 0:07   


MALE: WHAT IN THE WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS IS GOING O - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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25292 0:11   


HEY IDIOT, YOURE FIRED - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Hey idiot, youre fired, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65908 0:03   


"I SAID, BACK TO WORK, YOU GODDAMN RETARD" - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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58474 0:03   


JULY IS NATIONAL BAKE BEAN MONTH....FARTING SOUNDS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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5816 0:34   


GREETINGS, THIS IS SCIENCE OFFICER SPOCK.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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3218 0:16   


ITS A ROOM FULL OF HOMOSEXUALS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound A room full of homos, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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167487 0:04   


INSULTING A FAT MAN - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Fat man insults, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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167224 0:12   


YOU EVER SUCK SOME FOR MARIJUANA? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound You ever suck d**k for marijuana? Comedy, Insult Comedy
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168112 0:08   


"NIENER, NIENER, NIENER" - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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12466 0:02   


GUY INSULTINGLY SAYING--SHITKICKER!! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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48389 0:02   


STOP ACTING LIKE A FAG CHOIR BOY... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Insult, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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166944 0:03   


YOURE THE MOST EGOTISTICAL...... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Ego insult, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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62821 0:05   


ITS BULLSHIT, EVERYTHING WITH YOU IS BULLSHIT - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Female saying It's bullshit, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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167535 0:03   


LITTLE BOY BLUE - HE NEEDED THE MONEY! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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6945 0:03   


YOU MISERABLE ... DICK HEAD ... WHORE, SON OF A BI - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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18015 0:08   


DEFINITION OF NERDS AND GEEKS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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3121 0:11   


YOU DUMB ASS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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22587 0:02   


TRY NOT TO SUCK ANY D**K..... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Hey, try not to suck any dick..... Comedy, Insult Comedy
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168053 0:03   


UH-OH, WE GOT A MORON HERE. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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25582 0:03   


DRACULA VOICE - HELLO CHILDREN....MY CAREFREE... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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5526 0:07   


MALE: YOU STUPID COCK SUCKER! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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7959 0:03   


DUKE-ITS OFFICIAL, YOU SUCK - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Its official, you suck, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65216 0:03   


ALL SUSPECTS ARE INNOCENT NOT! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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3846 0:05   


IM WORSE THAN HITLER???? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Im worse than Hitler? Not as warm and cuddly, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65910 0:05   


KISS MY ASS, KISS HIS ASS......... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Kissing ass, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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167615 0:04   


IF YOU REFER TO THE 5TH GRADE AS MY SENIOR YEAR .. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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25976 0:11   


SAM KINISON ON PEE WEE HERMAN - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13120 0:25   


WHATEVER - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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4851 0:02   


OH SHIT I DO SMOKE AND DRINK! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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7203 0:11   


MY GLASSES! I CAN'T SEE WITHOUT MY GLASSES. MY G - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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28283 0:07   


DISCUSSION ABOUT ORAL SEX - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13074 0:20   


PEPSI, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, I NEED PEPSI! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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4527 0:03   


YOU ARE CRAZY!!! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Man yelling You're crazy, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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168311 0:02   


DO I SMELL A NEWBIE? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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12503 0:07   


YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM BUT I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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8408 0:25   


AND AFTER THE SPANKING, ORAL SEX - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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12907 0:09   


TRY NOT TO SUCK ANY DICK ....PARKING LOT - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Male shouting insult, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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167865 0:03   


911 HAS BEEN CHANGED - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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7376 0:18   


MALE: WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBNUTS? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Insult Comedy
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21137 0:04   


YOUR FACE, YOUR ASS, WHATS DIFFERENCE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Face and ass insult, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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62822 0:03   


FREEZE, YOU DISEASED RHINOCEROS PIZZLE... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Freeze, you diseased rhinoceros pizzle, Comedy, Insult Comedy
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65672 0:06   




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