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CHILD-CHRIS-TELLS A JOKE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Child tells a joke, Comedy,
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61099 0:17   


ARE YOU ABLE TO CEASE THINKING ON DEMAND - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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3786 0:02   


... PHONE CALL FOR AL, AL CHOLIC. IS THERE AN AL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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23238 0:25   


HIYA, THIS IS PRESIDENT BUBBA.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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2828 1:13   


MALE: IF THE UFO HOTLINE LIMITS YOU TO ONE CALL A - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13586 0:08   


AND NOW WITH THE LATEST IN WEATHER, HERE'S AL SWEE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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16853 1:09   


YOU GET BEER... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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20118 0:14   


OKAY, FOLKS - SHOWS OVER. NOTHING TO SEE HERE.OH M - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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14249 0:12   


HOLD ONTO YOUR LUGNUTS... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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11730 0:16   


TOM SELLECK, ABSOLUTELY QUEER? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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11800 0:22   


MALAKAS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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11854 0:33   


GOIN TO HELL... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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30663 0:03   


MAMMARIES .... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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11865 0:08   


LECHEROUS BOB SHOOTS JAMES BROWN - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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20649 0:12   


JEFF FOX: IF YOU GO TO THE FAMILY REUNION TO MEED - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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25248 0:06   


FEMALE: ATTENDANT, I WOULD LIKE SOME GAS ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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23511 0:09   


POLICE SQUAD COMEDY SKIT - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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21345 1:29   


RINGIE DINGIE - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Ever see the Lily Tomlin telephone operator routine? This is one mutated version of it. Comedy,
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343565 0:33   


CREDITOR CALLING - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Suppose your cell phone was your personal servant and a creditor was calling you? What would your cell phone say? Comedy,
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336943 0:30   


A CROCK & BULLWINKLE STORY - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters This is what you've always wanted to hear from from Rocky and Bullwinkle but they could never broadcast anything like this, at least not during the original 1960s TV series! Comedy,
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352158 0:30   


KID STUFF - 01 - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Comedy,
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338413 0:30   


KID STUFF - 02 - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Comedy,
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340197 0:30   


KID STUFF - 03 - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Comedy,
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343552 0:30   


LUKE, I LIED - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters So, Vader lied about being Luke's father. This is where you can finally learn the actual truth. Comedy,
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338414 0:30   


THIS CELL PHONE HAS BEEN STOLEN - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters We think the title speaks for itself. Check it out and see. Comedy,
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340195 0:30   


YOU MEN ARE ALL ALIKE - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Comedy,
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338418 0:30   


WE ARE THE BORG - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters We are Borg, but we're not boring! A parody of one of our favorite Star Trek-The Next Generation entries. Locutus of Borg! (We think Picard should have stayed Borg and run the Enterprise that way.), Comedy,
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338416 0:30   


WELL RING ALREADY - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters So answer it, you dumb human! Comedy,
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338417 0:30   


DON'T WORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters She thinks she's making you feel better by saying that. This is a great laugh for your friends to hear...unless you're afraid they'll think it's a real call from your real girlfriend! Comedy,
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338412 0:30   


DEADBEAT - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters What does your x-wife call you when she dials your number? Play this one and find out. Well, you could look at the title but you gotta hear this one. Comedy,
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337036 0:30   


IS THAT A CELL PHONE IN YOUR POCKET - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Well, as a matter of fact, it is. Or is it. Comedy,
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343549 0:30   


TESTING 1... 2... 3... - (by Music And SFX)
Music And SFX Testing 1... 2... 3... (microphone check), Comedy,
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487783 0:07   


I LOVE YOU MORE THAN FOOD - (by Pete Bax)
Pete Bax I Love you more than Food comedy monologue ringtone, Comedy,
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333005 0:47   


MIRROR MIRROR - (by Pete Bax)
Pete Bax Mirror Mirror comedy monologue, Comedy,
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333012 0:58   


I DON'T THINK I NEED ANY MORE COFFEE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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12587 0:02   


GET YOUR BUTTS OUT OF THE ATTIC ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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12932 0:13   


I'M JUST NOT HAPPY....LIFE SUCKS... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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8188 0:16   


MISS RIGHT, OR AT LEAST MISS RIGHT NOW - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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12105 0:03   


7 DWARFS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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7360 0:07   


MY GLASSES! I CAN'T SEE WITHOUT MY GLASSES. MY G - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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28283 0:07   


JEFF FOX: IF YOU'VE EVER FINANCED A TATOO ... , Y - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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25247 0:09   


BARNEY SINGING AND SHOT WITH GLASS BREAKING - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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3547 0:14   


BUD-WEI-SER ... SPLAT - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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2830 0:09   


HEAVY BREATHING PHONE CALL - (by Pete Bax)
Pete Bax Heavy Breathing Phone Call mobile telephone sex sexy, Comedy,
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332192 1:02   


FEMALE VOICE IS THAT A GUN IN YOUR POCKET - (by Mario Pompetti)
Mario Pompetti mae west vocal style, great for animation ect, Comedy,
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1093788 0:08   


ARE YOU SHITTIN' ME WITH THIS - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Surprise female "Are You Shittin' Me with this", Comedy,
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374748 0:02   


DON'T MIND THE DOG..RUB IT ALL OVER - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Posh demented woman's voice "Don't mind the dog..Rub it all over", Comedy,
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359002 0:03   


BRING ME MY MONKEY - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Daft mad female's voice "Bring Me My Monkey", Comedy,
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358996 0:02   


WOULD YOU MIND CLOSING YOUR LEGS WHILE I'M TALKING TO YOU - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Extremely posh lady's annoyed comedy voice "would you mind closing your legs while I'm talking to you", Comedy,
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359098 0:04   


VERY SORRY TO SAY THIS..BUT I SMELL FARTS - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Ludicrous ridiculous woman's comedy voice "Very sorry to say this..but I smell farts", Comedy,
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359087 0:05   



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