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IF YOU'VE BEEN ON TV .DESCRIBING WHAT THE TORNADO. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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10769 0:08   


PEPSI, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, I NEED PEPSI! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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4527 0:03   


IF YOU'VE LOST MORE THAN ONE TOOTH OPENING A BEER - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13637 0:09   


SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD ... I LIVE IN HELL!! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13930 0:09   


IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN TOO DRUNK TO FISH ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13625 0:08   


I LOVE TO SMOKE AND I LOVE TO EAT RED MEAT .... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13632 0:13   


EMO PHILLIPS: JUST CALL ME MR. BUTTERFINGERS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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24165 0:05   


IF EVERY DAY SOMEONE COMES TO YOUR DOOR..YARD SALE - (by Ultimate Sound)
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10770 0:08   


IF YOU OWN A WAFFLE HOUSE CREDIT CARD ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
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25982 0:09   


IF THE UFO HOTLINE LIMITS YOU TO ONE CALL PER DAY - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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10768 0:08   


COME MOVE THIS TRANSMISSION SO I CAN TAKE A BATH . - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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25971 0:10   


IF SOMEBODY YELLS HOEDOWN AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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25974 0:06   


PUT DOWN THAT JOINT - (by Candido Bretto)
Candido Bretto Through the fog, during a moment of sweet indulgence, a stoner's subconscious mind calls out to him. Comedy,
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332996 0:19   


I KNOW A GUY, I HAVE SEX WITH HIM ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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14121 0:07   


SOME ONE GO JIGGLE THE HANDLE... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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25980 0:12   


IF YOUR DAD WALKS YOU TO SCHOOL...SAME GRADE... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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25979 0:09   


I WORE 'EM ONCE, THEY SUCK, I DIDN'T GET LAID... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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7690 0:04   


BUY CONDOMS... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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24365 0:03   


IF YOU'VE EVER TAKEN A BEER TO A JOB INTERVIEW ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13645 0:09   


IF YOU OWN A WAFFLE HOUSE CREDIT CARD ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13647 0:10   


IF YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED 3 TIMES AND STILL ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13640 0:07   


IF YOU'VE LOST MORE THAN ONE TOOTH OPENING A BEER - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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25972 0:09   


IF YOU OWN A HOME THAT IS MOBILE, AND 14 CARS ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13639 0:07   


IF THE MOST COMMON PHRASE HEARD IN YOUR HOUSE IS . - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13635 0:12   


IF YOUR DOG PASSES GAS AND YOU CLAIM IT ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13642 0:06   


IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN ACCUSED OF LYING THROUGH YOUR - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13648 0:11   


SOL: BOY OH BOY, I REALLY DID IT GOOD THIS TIME. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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21728 0:04   


IF YOU REFER TO THE 5TH GRADE AS MY SENIOR YEAR .. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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25976 0:11   


IF EVERY DAY...MISTAKING THINKING YOU'RE HAVING A - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13649 0:08   


THAT THING NEEDS MORE POWER ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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14957 0:03   


IF YOU CAN BURP AND SAY YOUR NAME AT THE SAME TIME - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13646 0:11   


IF YOUR LAWN FURNITURE USED TO BE YOUR LIVING ROOM - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13641 0:08   


I WAS ONCE WALKING IN THE FOREST ALONE...TREE FELL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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4794 0:06   


BABY DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE - (by Candido Bretto)
Candido Bretto Pillow talk eavesdropping voyeur a guy is being serviced when the lover's cellphone begins to vibrate. An effort is made to not to miss coming attractions. A wet dream. Proper cellphone etiquette demonstrated. Thank God for voicemail, sex overheard, sexual tragedy averted, a sexual telegram. Comedy,
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333000 0:15   


IF YOU'VE EVER HAD HOT FLASHES AT A CATTLE AUCTION - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13644 0:08   


YOU MITE BE A RACIST - (by Watt Generated Benjamins)
Watt Generated Benjamins Comedy routine pointing out things that mite make one a racist. Hilarious funny and similar to Jeff Foxworthy Redneck comedy. Comedy,
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488025 0:47   


YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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3166 2:44   


HERE IS SOMETHING NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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10385 0:15   


NOW, IF THEY GET YOUR NAME, YOU'RE DEAD. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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10539 0:03   

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