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ODE TO BLINDNESS - (by Vicki Hannah Lein)  Year: 2004
Vicki Hannah Lein I’m an expert at finding humor and grit for tough times. “Ode to Blindness” chronicles some true stories of what has happened to me since I lost my central vision in 1994. An example line: “Don’t pat the butt of the man standing next to you unless you’re sure that he’s your mate.”, Female Vocals, Comedy, Novelty Songs
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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303910 4:18 Mixed   


GWYNETH PALTROW DREAM - (by Vicki Hannah Lein)  Year: 2008
Vicki Hannah Lein The first part of this song is full of enthusiastic plans for achieving Gwyneth Paltrow's look - but then the real message of self-love sinks in... A funny and light-hearted message for self-acceptance and love, could be used in a Bridget Jones-esque comedy or fun women's health segment. Female Vocals, Comedy, Novelty Songs
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312718 2:19 Very Slow   


LOVE ME JUST AS I AM - (by Vicki Hannah Lein)  Year: 2008
Vicki Hannah Lein A smoldering, jazzy look at the ways we can judge ourselves and others. An anthem of self-love - say goodbye to perfectionism! A great compliment to any empowering film or scene, especially for women. Female Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Jazz
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296865 4:02 Mixed   


GRIDLOCK CHRISTMAS - (by The Hollytones)  Year: 2008
The Hollytones This upbeat, fun and silly, old-timey Christmas song about being stuck in holiday traffic features a friendly, heartwarming male lead vocal, mixed background vocals, quirky instrumentation and a cheery sing-a-long chorus. Fuses country, Dixieland, retro pop and vaudeville in an eclectic arrangement. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Music
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
2 Mixes Available
340744 3:33 Fast 150   


HOWS SANTA GONNA FIND US - (by The Hollytones)  Year: 2008
The Hollytones This bright and cheery, zany Christmas song features a Hollywood singing cowboy style male lead vocal merrily singing a dark, twisted tale of cold war paranoia. Nostalgic 1950’s style production with female background vocals, quirky instrumentation, bomb SFX and a jolly, bouncy sing-a-long chorus. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Music
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
4 Mixes Available
340747 4:00 Med Fast 130   


LUCKA ZELENA (VOX) - (by Andrej Hrasko)  Year: 2014
Andrej Hrasko Old time swing track reminiscent of Django Reinhardt, Benny Godman or Woody Herman with a touch of east european nostalgy and slide trombone and mute trumpet leads. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Jazz
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
2 Mixes Available
692589 2:19 Medium 120   


EVERYTHING WILL BE ALL WRONG - (by Masterwerk)  Year: 2015
Masterwerk A Charming, Up, Quirky vocal piece. Very very different. Lots of lyric imagery and a perky groove make for a fun zany novelty track. It's unique! Just right for comedy cartoon offbeat film/video or if you just want the groove, go for the instrumental cue. It will make the scene, Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Pop
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
3 Mixes Available
790093 3:33 Medium 122   


MR. POLICEMAN - (by Jonathan Morning)  Year: 1996
Jonathan Morning Raucous bold fast and furious dance song with a truly funny lyric and happy hardcore groove. This energized vocal track definitely does not play it safe and has that rare quality of putting a smile on anyones face. Jonathan Morning is a well respected DJ with many credits.. This one is fun! Male Vocals, Comedy, Novelty Songs
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
3 Mixes Available
346763 4:26 Fast 150   


LET'S SPEND THE RENT POLKA - (by The Client Brothers)  Year: 1992
The Client Brothers The ultimate Party/Drinking song.. a (non) Cerebral Polka! Tired of the old routine? Let's let it ALL go! Tavern scenes, drunken debautchery, disorderly dancing Accordion, tuba, male vocals. This Polka is destined to become a classic! Male Vocals, Comedy, Drunken Moments  Caution: Explicit Lyrics
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379881 1:30 Medium 125   


BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP (30 SEC EDIT C) - (by RLC Music)
RLC Music BAArilliant modern and creative take on this classic nursery rhyme. A pop / urBAAn groove lays down the foundation for this fun arrangement brought to ewe by a flock of vocal samples. (30 Sec Edit C - A cappella), Vocal Samples, Comedy, Comedy Jazz
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
7 Mixes Available  
500521 0:31 Medium 117   


ZUT ALORS! - (by Matthew Reid)  Year: 2016
Matthew Reid A throwback to 1960's France in the humorous Yé-Yé style. Cheesy organ, accordion, whistling, saxophone, nonsense lyrics all point to something a little weird. Great for comedic, fun or ironic montages or travel, fashion & nostalgia media. Male Vocals, Comedy, Novelty Songs
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
2 Mixes Available
782555 1:39 Fast 162   


YOU GOT IT - (by Doug Kidder)  Year: 2011
Doug Kidder You Got It That's Right perfect for comedy - accompany self confident geek on his/her way macho image suitable for broadcast 70's funk rock sound guitar corny sounding comical happy fun confident in a goofy way picture Woody Harrelson in King Pin - out of touch funny, Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Rock
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
3 Mixes Available
500799 2:26 Med Fast 130   


DUBSTEP DUCK - (by Wilton Vought)  Year: 2012
Wilton Vought Humorous dubstep song with ducklike sounds and light vocals. Male Rap, Comedy, Novelty Songs
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551556 2:16 Medium 120   


FAUX ELISE - (by Joey Curtin)  Year: 2011
Joey Curtin Musical comedy of Beethoven's beloved Fur Elise. Synthesized A Cappella scatting in Bobby McFerrin style. Serious, classical intro that breaks into joyful jazz and bop variation. Wonderful for a light-hearted commercial, animated clip or dance video. A Capella, Comedy, Parody Music, Ludwig van Beethoven
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492775 2:04 Mixed   


DRACULA GOES TO THE DENTIST - (by Dave Rudolf)  Year: 2000
Dave Rudolf From Dave Rudolfs' "Halloween Spooktacular" Male Vocals, Comedy, Parody Music
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461446 4:16 Slow 67   


I WISH I COULD YODEL (LIKE MY UNCLE SID) - (by Right Track)  Year: 2011
Right Track This singer-guitarist would like to yodel like his uncle. His uncle Sid shows him how it's done but gets a little too enthusiastic! This is a fun song, well performed on guitar with vocal and of course the Uncle Sid yodel! Male Vocals, Comedy, Comic Song
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500438 2:06 Med Slow 93   


BBQ CHICKEN+WINE - (by Right Track)  Year: 2014
Right Track medium swing do-wop groove with the singer describing just how and why he's enjoying his meal! This track could suit all kinds of food chicken restaurant eating and cooking scenes. Also for 50's retro. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Jazz
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638215 3:20 Med Slow 100   


LET IT BLOW BY MOUTH - (by Robert Gacek)  Year: 2011
Robert Gacek Experimental a capella with only male voice faking all instruments, original and bright for any purpose, A Capella, Comedy, Comic Song
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499731 1:17 Medium 120   


OLD AND RETRO 3 - (by Tom Hajduk)  Year: 2013
Tom Hajduk Wonderfull retro sounds with vintge vocals. Unique, rare and vintage. Nostalgic but funny. ORIGINAL old music from the golden years for tv and radio productions. Mixed Vocals, Comedy, Comic Song
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: 30sec - Comedy, Comic Song  
585263 0:33 Medium 120   


C'MON C'MON 60 SEC COM LGTH EDIT FROM THE TOP - (by Kenny Mac)  Year: 2010
Kenny Mac This Cool Blues/Smooth Jazz number was oringonally recorded for and aired on a Cable Shopping Show titled Hollywood Treasures which then inspired our Artist/Producer to complete a 14 songs compilation in the same veign. C'mon C'mon beckons us to live a little. Treat ourself to something nice tod, Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Music
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
10 Mixes Available
445543 1:03 Med Slow 80   


HELLO -60SEC. A - (by Arpad Zsolt Domahidi)  Year: 2017
Arpad Zsolt Domahidi Cool, fresh, wonderful rhythmic acoustic instrumental. Great bass line and beautiful hand-played percussion's creates the funny and noir atmosphere. Vocal Pads, Comedy, Comedy Rock
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
4 Mixes Available
875849 1:00 Med Slow 90   


SHAKE YER BOOTY - LOOP - (by Andrew GCN Fleming)  Year: 2012
Andrew GCN Fleming 'Shake Yer Booty' is a tongue in cheek song which could work in a variey of different productions. Male spoken voice (a real pirate - aarhh!) [seamless loop version], see full track also. Vocal Samples, Comedy, Novelty Songs
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
2 Mixes Available
564542 0:20 Medium 120   


IF ONLY I WAN'T LONELY (INSTRUMENTAL) - (by Matthew Reid)  Year: 2016
Matthew Reid A charmingly silly song about lonliness in an early 60's Paul Anka stylr. Cheesy organ, accordion and whistling paint a comically maudlin picture. Great for comedic, fun or ironic montages or travel, fashion & nostalgia media. Male Vocals, Comedy, Novelty Songs
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
2 Mixes Available
897471 2:39 Med Fast 140   


YELLOW QUIRKY GROOVE (ALRIGHT ALLRIGHT ALL RIGHT) - (by Frenetic Sound)  Year: 2012
Frenetic Sound Funky quirky little groove with a vocal sample that says "Allright, allright allright" recorded from an answering machine. Moog bass lays it down with a bouncy drum groove and silly synthesizers. It's campy and wacky - perfect for anything not too serious. Farfisa organ keeps it just cheesy enough. Vocal Samples, Comedy, Comic Song
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: 60sec - Comedy, Comic Song
551832 1:05 Medium 124   


CHOCOLATE DELIGHT 10 SECOND JINGLE (CGN VOCAL) - (by Peter Godfrey)  Year: 2012
Peter Godfrey Written in the style of the Oompah Loompah song from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, this jingle is ideal for TV and Radio commercials about all things chocolate! Male Vocals, Comedy, Novelty Songs
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Jingle - Comedy, Novelty Songs
536347 0:13 Medium 124   


THE CHOCOLATE SONG 10 SECOND JINGLE (VOCAL) - (by Peter Godfrey)  Year: 2012
Peter Godfrey General purpose "chocolate" themed jingle in the style of the Oompah Loompah song from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Ideal for commercials. Mixed Vocals, Comedy, Novelty Songs
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Jingle - Comedy, Novelty Songs
536348 0:13 Medium 124   


LET ME OUTTA HERE - (by Verona Music)  Year: 2010
Verona Music Hip hop plus humor, Imagination piece, can be hilarious in a comedy whereby someone is in trouble; confronted, wanting out, trapped, cornered, lost. Or busted, jail, bad first date, being somewhere they do not want to be. Comedy radio show too. Performed by J. Milord. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Music
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: 30sec - Comedy, Comedy Music
422481 0:24 Med Slow 103   


MR. HONESTY - (by Verona Music)  Year: 2006
Verona Music R&b spoof on mischievous home improvement men or salesmen. For humorous situation like GlenGary Glen Ross, reality show or comedy. Used as pilot for hysterical reality show. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Music
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Bed - Comedy, Comedy Music
417037 0:41 Med Fast 130   


COMMANDER JONES 4 - (by Big Dee's Ringtones)  Year: 2009
Big Dee's Ringtones Commander Jones from special forces unit giving orders to troops. Spoken Word, Comedy, Comedy Pop
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
4 Mixes Available  
336222 0:30 Mixed   


PLINK 1POINT5SECS - (by Michael Warner)  Year: 2011
Michael Warner A vaudevillian style of comic romance written as a UKULELE theme. Could have been anywhere from 1920's to today. Instrumentally, it's a touch country; very bright and cheerful; a little zany and great for advertising socks or car insurance! Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Jazz
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
4 Mixes Available
508740 0:02 Medium 115   


SNOOZELAND 4POINT5SECS - (by Michael Warner)  Year: 2011
Michael Warner A UKULELE BASED "ANTHEM TO SLEEP" - to bedding, beds, pillows, dreams, astral travel. Also a tune for the end of a night, party close, cleaning up, going home and finally getting into bed. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Jazz
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
5 Mixes Available  
508734 0:05 Med Fast 135   


RIVER MAN - (by Neal Gladstone)  Year: 2009
Neal Gladstone Male Vocals, Pop, Easy Listening
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468076 4:18 Fast 162   


SAVE OUR PLANET - (by Neal Gladstone)  Year: 2009
Neal Gladstone Male Vocals, Folk, Folk Singer/Songwriter
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Edit Type: Full Track - Folk, Folk Singer/Songwriter  
468081 5:03 Medium 111   


MOTHER'S BIRTHDAY - (by Neal Gladstone)  Year: 2009
Neal Gladstone Male Vocals, Comedy, Comic Song
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468071 2:19 Medium 126   


DIDN'T KNOW YOU - (by Neal Gladstone)  Year: 2009
Neal Gladstone Male Vocals, Rock, 70s Rock
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468074 2:42 Medium 128   


I KNOW THAT - (by Neal Gladstone)  Year: 2009
Neal Gladstone Male Vocals, Rock, 70s Rock
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468079 3:39 Medium 108   


GOODBYE SONG - (by Neal Gladstone)  Year: 2009
Neal Gladstone Male Vocals, Rock, 70s Rock
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468082 3:14 Medium 107   


MR. AUGUST - (by Neal Gladstone)  Year: 2009
Neal Gladstone Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Jazz
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468078 4:02 Very Slow 38   


BANANA BANANA BANANA - (by Suzannah Doyle)  Year: 2017
Suzannah Doyle A quirky, avant-garde vocal a capella tribute to bananas with free-form layered multiple human and occasional Muppet voices. Includes percussion and brief SFX. A Capella, Comedy, Novelty Songs
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: 60sec - Comedy, Novelty Songs
854123 1:02 Medium 120   


ALIEN MESSAGE - (by Fortuna Bonam)  Year: 2009
Fortuna Bonam Alien Comedy Phone Message. Spoken Word, Comedy, Comic Song
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: 30sec - Comedy, Comic Song
741276 0:30 Med Slow 101   


AAA ANNOYING RING - (by Fortuna Bonam)  Year: 2009
Fortuna Bonam The ULTIMATE Annoying Ringtone. Contains bagpipes, banjo, accordion, slide whistle, kazoo. Be the life of the party - or shunned by society (which ever comes first). Male Vocals, Comedy, Novelty Songs
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: 30sec - Comedy, Novelty Songs
741275 0:30 Medium 120   


FAST FOOD VAMPIRE - (by Fortuna Bonam)  Year: 2009
Fortuna Bonam JOKE. VAMPIRE ORDERING AT FAST FOOD DRIVE-THROUGH. Spoken Word, Comedy, Novelty Songs
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Edit Type: 30sec - Comedy, Novelty Songs
344575 0:31 Slow 60   


LONE RANGER RING - (by Fortuna Bonam)  Year: 2009
Fortuna Bonam Comedy ringtone. If the Lone Ranger had a phone, the ring would surely sound like this. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Music
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: 30sec - Comedy, Comedy Music
352872 0:31 Fast 155   


SANTA CHATLINE - (by Fortuna Bonam)  Year: 2009
Fortuna Bonam Joke Santa Chatline with complaining elf. "Where hot local elves are just waiting to meet you." Spoken Word, Comedy, Parody Music
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: 30sec - Comedy, Parody Music
741294 0:30 Medium 120   


I LOVE MY COOKIES - (by Michael Corn)  Year: 2009
Michael Corn Fun vocal electronic indie pop song for children about cookies. Ala Yo Gabba Gabba, Mark Mothersbaugh, The Postal Service, Stereolab, Paper Plane Pilot, The Ting Tings. Great for children's TV, advertising. Male and child vocal. Mixed Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Music
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
2 Mixes Available
408886 1:00 Med Slow 101   


TOO MUCH COFFEE - (by Fortuna Bonam)  Year: 2009
Fortuna Bonam Humorous 30 second spot showing the effects of too much coffee. Spoken Word, Comedy, Comic Song
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: 30sec - Comedy, Comic Song
353692 0:31 Very Fast 180   


SITCOM1 - (by Fortuna Bonam)  Year: 2010
Fortuna Bonam Quirky & Fun. Scat vocalists with a groovin' band. Ideal for advertising, sitcoms, cartoons, children's shows, comedies, & web-sites. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Jazz
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: 30sec - Comedy, Comedy Jazz
388815 0:30 Med Slow 93   


RINGTONE PICK UP THE PHONE - (by 186 Sound Design)  Year: 2016
186 Sound Design Quirky cell phone ring tone in the style of a female quartet from the better days. Get your jam on with this funky ringtone. A Capella, Comedy, Novelty Songs
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: 15sec - Comedy, Novelty Songs
787738 0:13 Medium 118   


ITEM SPOKEN INTRO - (by BadaBing BadaBoom)  Year: 1999
BadaBing BadaBoom quirky campy humorous fun frisky playful retro nostalgic spoken word female and male good for intro to a scene movies and television segue way music commercials advertisements narrative romantic comedy, Spoken Word, Comedy, Comedy Jazz
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
3 Mixes Available
866763 0:30 No Tempo   


FUN TRAP - (by Titi AM)  Year: 2016
Titi AM Funny trap music. A bit electro and hip hop. This track, with fun voices, gives the desire to be happy, to play as a child. Perfect for advertising, generic for television or programs for children and family. Mixed Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Electronic
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: 60sec - Comedy, Comedy Electronic
772362 1:02 Med Slow 100   


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