AUNT SARAH’S GOT A BOOGER
Words and Music by Dave Rudolf


Aunt Sarah’s got a booger
It’s stuck up on her nose
It’s really big and ugly
I don’t think she really knows

But we’re all scared to tell her
She might get mad and scream
She’s got a terrible temper
Sometimes she does get mean

She might get so embarrassed
She’d cry in horrible shame
And when they asked who made her
We’d have to give our names

So we poke and pinch each other
And hope she finds it soon
We hope she scratches up there
‘Cause we have to leave at noon

If next time when we come here
It’s still stuck up on her nose
We’ll have to brave her fury
And tell her “DARN IT, BLOW”