Douchebag
Words & Music by Rebekah Hopper
c. 2009

So you wanted space....
So you'd have time for Face...book all night
And found some chick you went to school with
Suddenly she's whats been missing in your life...

Give me a break You want me to take, this seriously
She's married, got 2 kids, lives 3 hours away
Now she's the flower, but I'm the weed... No no no

Maybe I should be more understanding
You say its love, and that you weren't planning
To fall for someone thru a computer screen
But that is the last lie that you will ever tell to me!

Chorus:
You lie, I cry, I scream out why
All day, all night, I don't know why
You change your mind, then you cross the line
How could you do that?
You're such a Douchebag

I'm gonna be sick I can't believe how full of it, you are
Cuz everything ya told me that you just couldn't do
Well obviously, that's not true at all
Maybe I should be a bigger person
But that's hard to do when my heart and soul are hurtin
Lettin go seems so, impossible
Until I remember about your douchebagery-ness!

Chorus x1

When I say douche, you say bag. douche!, (BAG), douche! (BAG)! x 4

Now I open up an email
Says ya "miss me, ttyl"
What about that other female?
Maybe you think I'd believe you, but i know very well!...

Chorus x2
I don't want you back, cuz you're such a douchebag!
You'll miss what you had, cuz you're such a douchebag!