DAD’S HOT STUFF
Words and Music by Dave Rudolf


V1
My dad he likes to eat that spicy food
And the way he shoves it down it sure looks real good
He pours that hot sauce on/And eats ‘til it’s all gone
He says don’t take a bite/But I think I could

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I-I-I-I-I, I ate Dad’s hot sauce
And I drank tons of water but it doesn’t seem enough
I-I-I-I-I, I ate Dad’s hot sauce
Who knew a burning mouth could be so rough

V2
My teeth are clenched/My eyes they are filling with tears
And there’s this awful ringing in my ears
My forehead’s filled with sweat/And I haven’t breathed just yet
‘Cause I’m worried my breath will burn anything near

Chorus

V3
My buddy’s he’s asking me “Is anything wrong?”
And I remember the tricks he’s played on me all along
So I shake my sore head no, and give him a hot taco
And I listen ‘cause he’ll soon be singing this very song

Chorus