It’s a real relationship
And while that may seem strange
Your status on Facebook 
Won’t ever have to change

We love you, girls
Please don’t take offense
But sometimes we want to hear
A story that makes sense

Chorus: 
Nothing wrong with it
That’s my stance
Every guy needs
A real bromance

There’s one myth 
I’d like to debunk
Bromance doesn’t mean
You want to see his junk

Hanging out together
Watching sports and drinking
Without anyone asking
Baby, what are you thinking?

Bridge:
Topics of conversation 
Date night can cause a sweat
Having a bromantic evening
Feel free to belch the alphabet