Remember when I was in school
And used to break all of the rules
But then you walked into the room
And class went quiet just like a tomb honey

Now when you taught the class that day
I noticed something straight away
While everybody took a break
1 comment I just had to make was…

Teacher you're so sexually driving me insane
I know this must sound rather corny
But teacher I'm not to blame
I feel it every time I see you walking in the yard
It's in my heart
It's in my head
And makes school rather hard

Tell me what you think of me
And if you would then please agree
Cos I don't know what else to do
I think that I'm in love with u

Now every day I go to school
And grown up acting like a fool
Cos you're my teacher every day
And 1 thing I still have to say is…

Teacher you're so sexually driving me insane
I know this must sound like baloney
But teacher I'm not to blame
I feel it every time I see you walking in the yard
It's in my heart
It's in my head
And makes school rather hard

Teacher you're so sexually driving me insane, driving me insane
I know this must sound rather corny
But teacher I'm not to blame, teacher I'm not to blame
I feel it every time I see you walking in the yard, walking in the yard
It's in my heart
It's in my head
And makes school rather hard, oh yeah it does

Teacher you're so sexually driving me insane, uh oh yeah
I know this must sound like baloney,  oh yeah
But teacher I'm not to blame, uh oh yeah
I feel it every time I see you walking in the yard, uh oh yeah
It's in my heart
It's in my head
And makes school rather hard

Uh oh yeah
Uh oh yeah
Uh oh yeah
Uh oh yeah