Charming, Enigmatical Creatures

				Baron 
	when she says it’s time to talk
	that’s when you take a walk
	pack your bags and leave town!
	if you stay
	you’re gonna pay!
	your head’ll be reeling
	she’ll only want you both to get 
	in touch with your feelings

	the oldest trick that’s in the book
	is when she asks you “how do i look?”
	she never wants an honest reply!

                              Father Bridaine
	it’s a sticky situation 
	she just wants your adulation

                             Baron and Bridaine
	all you can ever do is lie
	these charming enigmatical creatures!
	with such enigmatic features
	tend to drive the average man insane!

			(instrumental as the two men try an awkward dance)

				Baron (spoken)
shall we dance?   Cha cha cha!   Cha cha cha
IUnder my arm!  Under my arm!   Cha cha cha!   I didn’t know you had a pirouette in you
	
                                Baron (sung)
	when she says there’s nothing wrong
	you know nothin’s right!
	to figure out what you have done 
	you’d be up all night!
	instead of tellin’ you 
	she’ll yell at you 
	for not being smarter

                                 Bridaine
	she won’t solve  the problem, 
	she’d prefer to be a martyr
	
                                  Baron and Bridaine
	these charming enigmatical creatures!
	with such delectable features
	tend to drive the average man insane!

	and yet when all’s said and  done
	what am i….without one!?