I could be a super villain, 
you could be my mistress, 
we could kill all the civilians, 
clone us up some henchmen, 
we could make a bomb or ten, 
cook us up a super weapon, 
hop up in our robot, 
and reign death on all of them 

we could make some beautiful evil, 
I'll be the devil, you can be my angel, 
superman, batman, they'll be unable, 
to stop our reign of beautiful evil 

do you like the carnivorous flower I got for you, 
cause I got you a box of cyanide chocolate too, 
I handmade this pair of baby seal boots, 
and a brand new laser beam, point and shoot 

I love your maniacal laugh, 
how you turn a sticky situation into a blood bath, 
the way you purposefully dull your axe, 
and how you walk around with an AK strapped to your back