Beer Goggle Eyes

This place is normally full of mingers but tonight there looking quite alright
I'm sunken with pride as beer fills up my eyes falling off my chair but that's no surprise
The future is looking bright now I'm wearing beer goggle eyes
The girls are looking fitter as i drink more bitter

I've met a lassie and she thinks I'm alright
She's taken back by my red blood shot eyes, works for the Army she's a bit of a dyke
A proper minger but I think I'm gonna take her home! 
Yeah I might as well take her home

And now I'm on the dance floor
I'm really drunk but I think that I rock 
but the truth of the matter is I'm looking like a cock 
and all the lads in here wanna smack me in the gob
 
So I stagger about learing out and been very quite rude 
I'm knocking over tables spilling all the drinks 
I better get out of here before I get battered  
I stagger about cause I'm totally twatted 

I fall on to the street and the coppers arrest me 
I wake up in the cells and they ask me what I did 
but I can't remember so it must have been a good night then 
Yeah it must of been a good night then 

Oh it must of been a good night then
The future's always bright when I'm wearing beer goggle eyes