I'll probably be the Best Man
You'll never have
Even at your wedding
The Best Man you'll never have have
I don't mean to brag
But it's kinda sad
How you went from bad to bad

Be the Best Man
You'll never have
Even at your wedding
The Best Man you'll never have have
I don't mean to brag
But it's kinda sad
How you went from bad to bad

Why you always telling me half the truth?
You know that's still a lie
Then you make yourself a victim
And you fake cry
Why you always take so long inside the bathroom?
I done showered
Dusted
Swept & Vacuumed

Cleaned my room up
Washed the dishes and such
Got on the game
And played some rounds of Injustice

Yeah I say you look great
But your weave ain't straight
Your teeth are yellow
And you put here like hello

Looking like a hot mess
Your makeup doesn't blend
Is it 'post to be two tones
On your fucking chin?
I guess I'll never win
But here we go
Talking about your friends again
She did this
She did that
I guess I'll never win
But here we go
Talking about your friends again
She did this
She did that
I don't care move on
That's that

I'll probably be the Best Man
You'll never have
Even at your wedding
The Best Man you'll never have have
I don't mean to brag
But it's kinda sad
How you went from bad to bad

Be the Best Man
You'll never have
Even at your wedding
The Best Man you'll never have have
I don't mean to brag
But it's kinda sad
How you went from bad to bad

But nah fuck that
And your feelings too
I spent all my fucking time
Just to listen to you
Vibe with you
Until opportunity
Comes in a clear eye view

It was like Old School
Facebook
When you Poke a Man
I can't seem to Raichu
It was always this lame excuse
That goes back to Middle School

Back when a nigga was just standing
At a 5'2
A Gentleman
With some moves to
Exeggcute
With a picnic
But I'm not Psychic boo
So what do you want?
Popeyes or Chinese food?

I gotta hurry
Gotta study
Gotta hit the Stu
I gotta Thank Our God
For me & you

I talk a whole lotta shit
But no feelings

So fuck any rumors
Any bullshit
No allegations
Or obligations
Fuck that I'm glad I'm single

I'll probably be the Best Man
You'll never have
Even at your wedding
The Best Man you'll never have have
I don't mean to brag
But it's kinda sad
How you went from bad to bad

Be the Best Man
You'll never have
Even at your wedding
The Best Man you'll never have have
I don't mean to brag
But it's kinda sad
How you went from bad to bad