1.	Now don’t you toss me out like a pair of last year’s shoes
And don’t you tune me out like yesterday’s bad news
       I got those washed-up middle-aged wise woman blues

2.  I’ve got some lines on my face and gravity’s taken its toll
      But there’s no sell-by date on this body or this soul
      Why buy a brand new Ford when you can drive a classic Rolls?

Br: I’m the greatest mother, a perfect lover
Household manager chief officer
Counselor and kid chauffeur
And I can sing the blues as good as any girl
With skills like these, I should really rule the world!

(Instrumental)


Br: You’ll never see me on your TV 
But I should be the biggest star of all the talent shows
I can bake escargot while I powder my nose
I can polish my prose while I paint my toes
I could end some wars
Before I finish my chores,

3. So hold on to me like a pair of Jimmy Choos
    Hear me out like you do your cable news.
    No more washed-up middle aged wise woman
    Over the hill still wild woman
    Washed up middle aged wise woman blues.