WELL I WAS FEELING UNDER THE WEATHER
IN FACT I FELT LIKE HELL
I CALLED UP MY DOCTOR’S OFFICE
‘CAUSE I THOUGHT THEY COULD HELP ME GET WELL

So I went there

MY DOCTOR, SHE CHECKED ME OVER
AND SAID “I CAN CURE YOUR ILLS”
SHE REACHED INTO HER DRAWER OF DRUG SAMPLES
AND SHE HANDED ME TWO KINDS OF PILLS

Yes she did       So I went home

AND I TOOK THE ANTIBIOTIC
THEN I PROMPTLY THREW IT UP
TURNS OUT I’M ALLERGIC
WELL WOULDN’T THAT BE JUST MY LUCK

I GOT SIDE EFFECTS (3x)  OH, NO

I TRIED THE OTHER PILLS NEXT
THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO HELP MY PAIN
BUT I BROKE OUT IN A RASH AND I ITCHED SO BAD
THAT I THOUGHT IT WOULD DRIVE ME INSANE

I GOT SIDE EFFECTS (3x) AGAIN

YEAH I WAS FEELING UNDER THE WEATHER
IN FACT I FELT LIKE HELL
I WISH I’D JUST STAYED HOME IN BED
‘CAUSE BY NOW I’D PROB’LY BE WELL

INSTEAD I GOT SIDE EFFECTS (6x) - SIDE EFFECTS (2X)