The Love Doctor
Well I went to the doctor just the other day I said tell me doc will I be OK
He said you're looking pale and a full of fright I said I'm suffering I don't feel right
He said how did this all begin I said I started with a woman can I begin
He said tell me the story and I'll listen again so I told I've been seeing a woman
He said I know how the story ends I said I bet you do you heard it time again
He said look at me son I got a wounded man in love
He said I'm the Love Doctor I listen to your pain
I try to help you send you on your way if you need me
I come your way just send for the Love Doctor
Well the doctor sat down and he gave me a shake
He said you gotta be tough and get your way some women are just plain mean
And there's some that are as nice as pie
It's gotta feel right or it won't work
So the doctor winked at me and sent me on way
He said I'm the Love Doctor I listen to your pain
I try to help you send you on your way if you need me
I come your way just send for the Love Doctor