Welcome to the ballroom, tonight's a special night
There's a latin band in London so go get your dancing shoes

Did your parents ever tell you how they danced to Edmundo Ros
When the conga came to London such a long long time ago

Funky London town, funky London, funky London (x3)
Funky London town. Number one in London town

Every day I see the same faces of the people at the club
Party time is down at Mayfair and Regina's and the Lords

But you don't know funky London if you haven't been around
Brixton, Clapham and the Ladbroke Grove on a funky London night

Funky London town, funky London, funky London (x3)
Funky London town, number one in London town

Now Latin ladies in the 80s, guys with cuban heels
Salsa time is party time, you do just what you feel

The latin look is on the street and you can hear the music play
Now London's got the message you can salsa night and day

Funky London town, funky London, funky London (x3)
Funky London town, number one in London town