Bah Humbug to Christmas, how I hate this holiday.
People acting like they're happy, not meaning half of what they say.
People are aggravated, pretending to be of good cheer.
They'd tell you if they were truthful, how they hate this time of year.

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Bah Humbug, Bah Humbug I say. Bah Humbug, how I hate this Holiday.

I don't want to give to the needy, why should there be poor.
If they'd all work on Christmas, they wouldn't be at me door.
It's such a waste of good money, for folks to be of good cheer.
Spending good money on nonsense, how I hate this time of year.

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Are there no work houses, for all the taxes I pay?
Send the needy to prison, and get them out of my way.
I haven't got a single friend and I hate my family.
I've got a lot of money and my money takes care of me.

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