Fellas listen to me don’t repeat my mistakes
If you head down this road just throw on the brakes
Had a fight with my girl and tried to buy my way out
Couldn’t bear to see my woman pout.
 She could see that I was loaded with guilt
And that clever old girl was gonna’ play it to the hilt 
Asked her what I could do to win her heart
So she opened up my wallet and took out my cards … Now
She got my credit cards and she’s headed for the mall
my credit score’s about to fall
My meager savings up in smoke
She got my credit cards and I’m feeling like I’m gonna’ be broke.

So I’m sitting home and I’m watching the game
Thinking and drinking and going insane
Imagining my girl out there doing the mall
She’s flying and buying and having a ball
She’ll probably buy herself a designer dress
And enough fancy make up to really impress
All I know is that there’s no if’s and’ or but’s
I’d have done better if I kept my mouth shut… Now
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Finally, she come home with just one bag, grinning like she had a surprise.
Pulls out a sexy nighty and smiles at me, I could feel my temperature start to rise.
She had my credit card and she headed for the mall
Went into the adult store
Bought us both some sexy toys
We’ll have a night we’ll both enjoy.
Turn out the lights and lock the door.
See you folks I got to go.