WHITE WEDDING DRESS THAT I GOT ON SALE
MAMA'S FAKE PEARLS AND A LONG, WHITE VEIL
YOU LOOKED GOOD IN YOUR LIGHT BLUE TUX
NEVER THOUGHT THE DEVIL COULD LEARN SO MUCH
ALL THE CHEATING AND LYING WORKED YOU OVERTIME
AND MADE ME CROSS THAT LINE… SO

CHORUS 1.
I TOOK THAT DRESS AND PUT IT IN YOUR TRUCK
WITH EVERYTHING YOU OWNED AND LOADED IT UP
AND I DROVE IT DOWN THAT LONG DIRT ROAD
THEN I TOOK SOME GASOLINE
LIT A MATCH AND WATCHED THAT THING EXPLODE
ON THE WAY BACK HOME I LAUGHED UNTIL I CRIED
BABY, THIS IS HOW I SAY GOOD-BYE
THIS IS HOW I SAY GOOD-BYE GOOD-BYE
GOOD-BYE GOOD-BYE GOOD-BYE

NEVER DROWNED MYSELF IN HAGEN-DAZ 
NEVER READ YOUR LETTERS CRYIN' IN A WHISKEY GLASS 
BINGIN ON RERUNS OF GLEE 
I TRADED THOSE SWEATS FOR DESIGNER JEANS
CALLED MY FRIENDS AND HAD A BIG NIGHT ON THE TOWN
BETTER THINK NEXT TIME AROUND CUZ

CHORUS 2: 
I TOOK THAT DRESS AND PUT IT IN YOUR TRUCK
WITH EVERYTHING YOU OWNED AND LOADED IT UP
AND I DROVE IT DOWN THAT LONG DIRT ROAD
THEN I TOOK SOME GASOLINE
LIT A MATCH AND WATCHED THAT THING EXPLODE
ON THE WAY BACK HOME I LAUGHED UNTIL I CRIED
BABY, THIS IS HOW I SAY, BABY, I DON'T PLAY 
THIS IS HOW I SAY GOOD-BYE GOOD-BYE
GOOD-BYE GOOD-BYE GOOD-BYE GOOD-BYE
 
BRIDGE: 
YEAH I'M MOVIN ON, BABY WITH NO REGRETS
BUT IN ALL YOUR LIFE YOU WONT FORGET
HOW COULD YOU FORGET