Santa Claustrophobia by Michael Panasuk

Michael Panasuk
SANTA CLAUSTROPHOBIA
By: Michael Panasuk
Catalog ID: 969462   Edit Type: Full Track   Duration: 3:31
Tempo: Medium   BPM: 120   Vocal: Male Vocals

Genre: Christmas Music | Christmas Country

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There's no law that says you have to love Christmas, and this Country Christmas song says it all in plain English, 'Santa Clause can be annoying, scary fictional character', so enjoy the Holidays in any which way you want, but be wary of Old Saint Nick, he's not everything he's jingled up to be.   Keywords: holiday seasonal happy joyful smoking toking alcohol tobacco caffeine social political party mellow culture free adults decriminalization peace love man woman up fun tongue-in-cheek smiling silly entertaining Awesome Moving Smooth picturesque landscape Emotion Reality Sincere Rousing Pure Innocent


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SANTA CLAUSTROPHOBIA - (by Michael Panasuk)  Year: 2019
Michael Panasuk There's no law that says you have to love Christmas, and this Country Christmas song says it all in plain English, 'Santa Clause can be annoying, scary fictional character', so enjoy the Holidays in any which way you want, but be wary of Old Saint Nick, he's not everything he's jingled up to be. Male Vocals, Christmas, Xmas Country
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Edit Type: Full Track - Christmas, Xmas Country
969462 3:31 Medium 120   
Edit Type: Variation - Christmas, Xmas Country
969461 3:32 Medium 120   




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Lyrics:
I got Santa Claustraphobia, I'm skipping Christmas this year
No missletoe or presents, forget that Holiday cheer
No messy pinetrees stinking up my den
I'm not going through all that crap again
I got Santa Claustraphobia
And Santa won't be coming here

I mean, what's up with that fat guy wearing the bright red suit
And that long bushy white beard, and those North Pole cowboy boots
I heard he over works his reindeer
And his elves don't even get paid 
His wife's filing for divorce
And his kids just hurt my brain

I got Santa Claustraphobia, I'm skipping Christmas this year
No missletoe or presents, forget that Holiday cheer
No messy pinetrees stinking up my den
I'm not going through all that crap again
I got Santa Claustraphobia
Santa won't be coming here

You know, Old Saint Nick, he's up to his old tricks, just like he was before
He'll drink your milk, and eat your cookies, and leave crumbs all over the floor
He'll put chimney soot on your carpet
And dirty footprints down the hall
He does it every single year
Man, that guy's got some gaul

And I got Santa Claustraphobia, and I'm skipping Christmas this year
No missletoe, no presents, forget all that Holiday cheer
No messy pinetrees stinking up my den
I'm not going through all that crap again
I got Santa Claustraphobia
Santa won't be coming here
I got Santa Claustraphobia
Santa won't be coming here
I got Santa Claustraphobia
And Santa Claus won't be coming here



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