I met this tall blonde girl at the bar down the street
She looked real good in a short red dress
I bought both of us a drink and we had a little talk
She told me I'm cute, but I could only guess
How many times she used that line
I do the same thing all the time
As I left with her number, I had one thing on my mind

CHORUS:
Lord, please don't let her be another number
'Cause I've added way too many to the sum
In the beginning it was fun, but now I think that it's just dumb
Oh Lord, please don't let her be another number

Well that affair came to an end and I had to start again
And I thought I'd look in a better place
I started hanging out at church and I met a sweet girl there
And I hoped it would be a different case
But the ending was the same
It was a short term escapade
As I search for a new girl, I have one thing on my mind

CHORUS 

I don't know if it's me, or if it's them
All I know is I want this madness to end

CHORUS