My old truck Suzie had a heart attack
You shoulda seen the smoke she was blowin’ out back
So I took out my tools didn’t need no help
Don’t need triple A, I can do it myself 
Now poor little Suzie is rustin’ in the old junk yard

Funny how money always seems to drive everything I do
Ends in me spendin’ a dollar for each nickel that I hold onto
Somethin’ for nothin’ it ain’t worth the trouble that it puts ya thru
If ya gonna cut corners your pockets better be real deep
‘Cause cheap ain’t cheap

I was driving kinda reckless on Rt 65
Saw the flashing red lights and they pulled me aside
Went to see the judge, tried to plead my case
Who needs a lawyer at those fancy rates
Now I’m serving 90 days in the Franklin County Jail

Funny how money always seems to drive everything I do
Ends in me spendin’ a dollar for each nickel that I hold onto
Somethin’ for nothin’ it ain’t worth the trouble that it puts ya thru
If ya gonna cut corners your pockets better be real deep
‘Cause cheap ain’t cheap

Take my free advice
Cheap ain’t worth the price

Funny how money always seems to drive everything I do
Ends in me spendin’ a dollar for each nickel that I hold onto
Somethin’ for nothin’ it ain’t worth the trouble that it puts ya thru
If ya gonna cut corners your pockets better be real deep
‘Cause cheap ain’t cheap