IT’S HONKY-TONK FRIDAY... “HER-TURN-TO-DRIVE” DAY      
SHE’S DESIGNATED TONIGHT
THE SHERIFF’S HIDIN’ AND WAITIN’… ANTICIPATIN’               
INCARCERATIN’ DRUNK DUI’S  

THE NEON MOON’S GLOWIN’ THE COLD BEER IS FLOWIN’   
IT’S TWO FOR ONE TILL CLOSIN’ TIME
SHOOTIN’ TEQUILA AND POOL LIKE SALT LICKIN’ FOOLS    
DRINKIN’ THIS WATERIN’ HOLE DRY

BUT I KNOW I AIN’T WAKIN’ UP BEHIND BARS                        
‘CUZ MY BABY’S KEEPIN...’ THE KEYS TO MY CAR

CHORUS
HERE’S TO THE WOMEN WHO DRIVE MEN TO DRINKIN’        
GOD BLESS ‘EM FOR BEIN’ OUR FRIEND
HERE’S TO THE WOMEN WHO DRIVE MEN TO DRINKIN’        
THEN DRIVE US BACK HOME AGAIN

INST INTRO TURNAROUND     

THE GIRLS HIT THE JUKEBOX SIPPIN’ ON SODA POP     
SINGIN’ JIMMY BUFFET SONGS
THEY’RE ROLLIN’ THEIR EYES AT ME AND THE GUYS                    
 WHENEVER WE GET THE WORDS WRONG

LAST CALL Y’ALL SHOUTED...NO BOUT A DOUBT IT            
BARTENDER ONE MORE FOR THE ROAD
WHILE THE GIRLS PAY THE TAB HELL, WE’LL DRINK TO THAT  
COME ON BOYS LETS LET ME KNOW

SMILE AT YOUR LADY AND RAISE UP YOUR GLASS       
WITH LOVE AND AFFECTION TO OUR BETTER HALF

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THANK YOU FOR THIS BOY’S, NIGHT- OUT R&R                   
YOU HOLD THE KEYS TO OUR HEARTS AND OUR CARS

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