Six Feet of Fun

I looked up just as trouble strolled in
Sporting gorgeous eyes and a wicked grin
I just stood there full of fear and dread
‘Cause I knew in two minutes I’d be in over my head
I’d heard it but I never really understood
How a long legged woman can make you feel so good
Now I know I’ll never cut and run
‘Cause I found a woman who’s six feet of fun

I heard ‘bout Caledonia with her big old feet
Long and lanky – she didn’t like much to eat
And I heard about a woman who was long and tall
Slept in the bed with her feet out in the hall
Everybody’s always talkin’ about Long Tall Sally
From the north of Maine to the tip of southern Cali
So I know I’ll never cut and run
‘Cause I found a woman who’s six feet of fun

Popeye and Bluto knew it all too well
How a tall, skinny woman can make you feel so swell
You better eat your spinach, take your vitamin pills
‘Cause you know she’s gonna cure each and all of your ills
I heard someone singing ‘bout their pride and joy
You know she was taller than her little lover boy
I know I’ll never cut and run
‘Cause I found a woman who’s six feet of fun

Ridin’ the rails on that old number seven line
Goin’ to see my baby, gonna have a good time
She’s long and tall and lean and mean
Baddest woman that I’ve ever seen
She taught me much about life and love
So I guess I have to thank the heavens above
And I know I’ll never cut and run
‘Cause I found a woman who’s six feet of fun