A sultry Woman brings heat to any situation! A Sexy Male Vocal and great movement. This track is in the Kansas City Blues/Swing Style reminiscent of Count Basie, with a great groove and killer swing! Male Vocals, Blues, Jump Blues
This singer-guitarist would like to yodel like his uncle. His uncle Sid shows him how it's done but gets a little too enthusiastic! This is a fun song, well performed on guitar with vocal and of course the Uncle Sid yodel! Male Vocals, Comedy, Comic Song
This Cool Blues/Smooth Jazz number was oringonally recorded for and aired on a Cable Shopping Show titled Hollywood Treasures which then inspired our Artist/Producer to complete a 14 songs compilation in the same veign. C'mon C'mon beckons us to live a little. Treat ourself to something nice today, Male Vocals, Rock, Blues Rock
This Cool Blues/Smooth Jazz number was oringonally recorded for and aired on a Cable Shopping Show titled Hollywood Treasures which then inspired our Artist/Producer to complete a 14 songs compilation in the same veign.
C'mon C'mon beckons us to live a little. Treat ourself to something nice tod, Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Music
This Cool Blues/Smooth Jazz number was oringonally recorded for and aired on a Cable Shopping Show titled Hollywood Treasures which then inspired our Artist/Producer to complete a 14 songs compilation in the same veign.
C'mon C'mon beckons us to live a little. Treat ourself to something nice tod, Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Music
This Cool Blues/Smooth Jazz number was oringonally recorded for and aired on a Cable Shopping Show titled Hollywood Treasures which then inspired our Artist/Producer to complete a 14 songs compilation in the same veign.
C'mon C'mon beckons us to live a little. Treat ourself to something nice tod, Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Music
This Cool Blues/Smooth Jazz number was oringonally recorded for and aired on a Cable Shopping Show titled Hollywood Treasures which then inspired our Artist/Producer to complete a 14 songs compilation in the same veign.
C'mon C'mon beckons us to live a little. Treat ourself to something nice tod, Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Music
This Cool Blues/Smooth Jazz number was oringonally recorded for and aired on a Cable Shopping Show titled Hollywood Treasures which then inspired our Artist/Producer to complete a 14 songs compilation in the same veign.
C'mon C'mon beckons us to live a little. Treat ourself to something nice tod, Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Music
This Cool Blues/Smooth Jazz number was oringonally recorded for and aired on a Cable Shopping Show titled Hollywood Treasures which then inspired our Artist/Producer to complete a 14 songs compilation in the same veign.
C'mon C'mon beckons us to live a little. Treat ourself to something nice tod, Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Music
This Cool Blues/Smooth Jazz number was oringonally recorded for and aired on a Cable Shopping Show titled Hollywood Treasures which then inspired our Artist/Producer to complete a 14 songs compilation in the same veign.
C'mon C'mon beckons us to live a little. Treat ourself to something nice tod, Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Music
Written in the style of the Oompah Loompah song from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, this jingle is ideal for TV and Radio commercials about all things chocolate! Male Vocals, Comedy, Novelty Songs
General purpose "chocolate" themed jingle in the style of the Oompah Loompah song from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Ideal for commercials. Mixed Vocals, Comedy, Novelty Songs
Funky quirky little groove with a vocal sample that says "Allright, allright allright" recorded from an answering machine. Moog bass lays it down with a bouncy drum groove and silly synthesizers. It's campy and wacky - perfect for anything not too serious. Farfisa organ keeps it just cheesy enough. Vocal Samples, Comedy, Comic Song
This is a kids Halloween humorous song that young children can sing to. Contains funny voice-overs of Skeletons, Mummies, Witches and Vampires. Sung by a 10-year-old, this song is surprisingly entertaining for the Hallow's Eve Festivities. Great for schools and classroom music and movement. Childrens Vocals, Horror, Halloween Whimsical
Hip hop plus humor, Imagination piece, can be hilarious in a comedy whereby someone is in trouble; confronted, wanting out, trapped, cornered, lost. Or busted, jail, bad first date, being somewhere they do not want to be. Comedy radio show too. Performed by J. Milord. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Music
R&b spoof on mischievous home improvement men or salesmen. For humorous situation like GlenGary Glen Ross, reality show or comedy. Used as pilot for hysterical reality show. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Music
Broadway or comedy feel good number. Funny take at being married as opposed to single. Grass is always greener for this gal who can't get it right in either position. Talk about baggage. Serial daters. Performed by J. Faye. Female Vocals, Comedy, Comic SongCaution: Mature Lyrics
Humorous number about a shop-a-holic who buys so much, she has to go back and return it next day (after she's worn it, of course) Vocal by Judy Faye, (husband late great comedienne Joey Faye), Female Vocals, Comedy, Comic SongCaution: Mature Lyrics
This is not a SQUARE DANCE. It's a song ABOUT square dance. Taking the ukulele into totally new places, this is about an Australian square dance in the 1970's, but will translate to American too. Film and TV documentaries and history definitely. Advertising? Be creative!! Male Vocals, Comedy, Novelty Songs
A UKULELE REGGAE. Caribbean party music for colourful beach scenes or advertising Rum or clothing or any paraphernalia associated with beach side, pirates, palm trees, tropical fruit drinks, Caribbean Airlines. A "singable" song that lends itself to repeat adverts. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Reggae & Ska
A UKULELE BASED "ANTHEM TO SLEEP" - to bedding, beds, pillows, dreams, astral travel. Also a tune for the end of a night, party close, cleaning up, going home and finally getting into bed. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Jazz
A vaudevillian style of comic romance written as a UKULELE theme. Could have been anywhere from 1920's to today. Instrumentally, it's a touch country; very bright and cheerful; a little zany and great for advertising socks or car insurance! Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Jazz
A UKULELE BASED "ANTHEM TO SLEEP" - to bedding, beds, pillows, dreams, astral travel. Also a tune for the end of a night, party close, cleaning up, going home and finally getting into bed. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Jazz
A UKULELE BASED "ANTHEM TO SLEEP" - to bedding, beds, pillows, dreams, astral travel. Also a tune for the end of a night, party close, cleaning up, going home and finally getting into bed. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Jazz
A vaudevillian style of comic romance written as a UKULELE theme. Could have been anywhere from 1920's to today. Instrumentally, it's a touch country; very bright and cheerful; a little zany and great for advertising socks or car insurance! Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Jazz
A vaudevillian style of comic romance written as a UKULELE theme. Could have been anywhere from 1920's to today. Instrumentally, it's a touch country; very bright and cheerful; a little zany and great for advertising socks or car insurance! Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Jazz
A UKULELE BASED "ANTHEM TO SLEEP" - to bedding, beds, pillows, dreams, astral travel. Also a tune for the end of a night, party close, cleaning up, going home and finally getting into bed. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Jazz
A FUNNY LITTLE SONG ABOUT THE JOYS OF PLAYING THE UKULELE. A radical surprise in advertising. Try it for your toothpaste advert. Or even selling real estate. The bigger the product, the more ukulele players you need. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Jazz
A UKULELE BASED "ANTHEM TO SLEEP" - to bedding, beds, pillows, dreams, astral travel. Also a tune for the end of a night, party close, cleaning up, going home and finally getting into bed. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Jazz
A vaudevillian style of comic romance written as a UKULELE theme. Could have been anywhere from 1920's to today. Instrumentally, it's a touch country; very bright and cheerful; a little zany and great for advertising socks or car insurance! Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Jazz
A FUNNY LITTLE SONG ABOUT THE JOYS OF PLAYING THE UKULELE. A radical surprise in advertising. Try it for your toothpaste advert. Or even selling real estate. The bigger the product, the more ukulele players you need. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Jazz
A Charming, Up, Quirky vocal piece for kids. Very very different. Lots of lyric imagery and a perky groove make for a fun zany novelty track. It's unique! Just right for comedy cartoon offbeat film/video or if you just want the groove, go for the instrumental cue. It will make the scene, Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Pop
Sassy mid-tempo rocker with flirting male and female counterparts. He entices in clever puns, she resists until the end duet. Clean lyrics full of double-entendres. Fun, playful syntheizers, clean but sexy, compelling groove. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Rock
Comfortable country song about simple pleasures, eating Mama’s red beans for dinner. Little boy’s viewpoint. Loving, farm family scene, typical kid drama between siblings, fun, sweet. Snappy electric guitar lead, solo male vocal, female backup vocals, folk guitar. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Country
Hilarious, tongue-in-cheek Cabaret song warning about the need for "protection". Very much in the style of the famous "Jonathan and Darlene" comedy albums recorded by Jo Stafford and Paul Weston in the 1960s. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comic Song
You know the guy you can’t get rid of? Who won’t take a hint? Darkly humorous, Gladstone’s acerbic wit reveals what it feels like to be unwanted, disrespected, and left out. “Adhesive Steve, the guest who wouldn’t leave” is a character everyone recognizes, feels sorry for, and tries to avoid being. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Rock
Love song parody, heart-broken musician grieves over his sad history with inept drummers and imagines ‘The drummer of my dreams. “He won’t be hostile, He won’t take drugs. He won’t drop cigarette butts on my rugs” ’ Male voice and piano. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comic Song
A pseudo-tragic lament about losing one’s hair by master parodist Neal Gladstone. Confessing his neglect, he begs his vanishing hair to return, promising “if you’ll forgive me and come back to stay, I’ll brush you and stroke you til you’re old and gray.” Hilarious and moving at the same time! Male Vocals, Comedy, Comic Song
A swooning love song in praise of the Grapefuit, ‘the perfect golden jewel, succulent and cool wakens to your fond caress’. Sung by master parodist Neal Gladstone with female background vocal harmonies. Clever lyrics add faux reverence to the absurd rhapsody. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comic Song
With fun, humorous lyrics set to the tune of Amazing Grace, this song is a vent about the trials and tribulations of teaching sarcastic adolescent boys. Its anthemic yet lighthearted rant would enhance a comedic film about teaching or education. Female Vocals, Comedy, Novelty Songs
The first part of this song is full of enthusiastic plans for achieving Gwyneth Paltrow's look - but then the real message of self-love sinks in... A funny and light-hearted message for self-acceptance and love, could be used in a Bridget Jones-esque comedy or fun women's health segment. Female Vocals, Comedy, Novelty Songs
An entertaining song with advice for men: what to say to those ridiculous questions from your loved one like "Does this dress make me look fat?" This song would fit in well with a quirky romantic comedy or parody. Female Vocals, Comedy, Novelty Songs
Blues style spoof with clever political lyrics. Tough, self-centered canine brags he’s the neighborhood stud, an American Dawg. Male lead, female backup vocals. “The neighborhood ladies, they know what I got. My nose may be cold but my blood is hot.”, Male Vocals, Comedy, Novelty Songs
There probably aren't too many songs written about Head Lice, but here's one that encapsulates the whole horrid experience in a comical way. A parent gets the call from school, has to pick up the child and go through grueling treatment to rid their precious child of the pernicious pest. Frightful! Female Vocals, Comedy, Novelty Songs
