They say trust in science, don’t say nothin’ in school ‘bout sin
That we come from a monkey’s uncle but that’s hardly fair to them
’Cause if science had the brains of the dumbest monkey on the block
We wouldn’t worry ‘bout global warmin’ or nuclear aftershock

Blame it on the big bang
And Darwin’s orangutan
Why blame ourselves when
The good times boomerang?
If we’re afraid to believe in God
Who the hell else can we blame for rain?
Blame it on the big bang
An’ DNA chain

If we’re afraid to mention God
In our public schools
Kids will get no satisfaction
From breakin’ all his rules
If they won’t listen to a dang thang
And hang with a street gang
Blame it on the big bang
An’ DNA chain

Blame it on the big bang
When they call you jackass
For usin’ God’s name in vain
In your science class
When natural selection
Brings social rejection
Blame it on the big bang
Come on, help us sang

If you lose that high-tech job
And you can’t pay the rent
You got no money in the bank
An’ the paycheck’s long been spent
When they lock your butt up in the hole
For drinkin’ away the pain
Blame it on the big bang
An’ DNA chain

Blame it on the big bang
When they declare you insane
And no matter which pill you take
It don’t cure the last gilt pang
When youthful pride starts saggin’
An’ the wing has left your wang
Blame it on the big bang
File a medical claim

Blame it on the big bang
And the black hole in the space
Between ACLU ears 
And the rest of the human race
When the gods of rocket science
Blow us past the cosmic plane
Blame it on the big bang
And the DNA chain
Blame it on the big bang
An’ our sci-fried brain 


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