Little Blue Riding Hood
V1
All around this neigbborhood the mood is not good
the folks are not happy with Little blue Riding Hood
She’s got this knack for putting us down
She can turn any smiling face into a big ole frown

All the critters here are leaving the woods
They’re scared they’ll run into little Blue Hood

her mother got tired of hearing her grouse
So she sent her away to grandmothers house 
V2
She’s bummed out the deer, she’s depressing the squirrels
The wicked witch of the west has nothing on that girl
What makes her so mean is still a mystery
But Even the bravest knights will turn around and flee

Grandma heard she was on her way
She packed up some things and slipped out the back way
the wolf saw her leave/and put on grandma’s clothes

V3
Now Blue walked in/ saw the wolf in bed
Said you got a big nose and an ugly head
Your teeth are a mess, your breath’s killing flies
With all you got wrong/ you’re probably hoping to die

now the wolf’s appettite fled out the door
And he slinked away /before that girl could say more
now the wolf is in  therapy
He’s not feelin too good
The fairy folk all are in fear in these old woods
Now you better stay clear of little blue Riding hood
 Little blue Riding Hood