Neal Gladstone
ADHESIVE STEVE
By: Neal Gladstone
Catalog ID: 468072   Duration: 3:19   Tempo: Med Fast   BPM: 140   Vocal: Mixed Vocals
Genre: Comedy Music | Comedy music (pending categorization)
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You know the guy you can’t get rid of? Who won’t take a hint? Darkly humorous, Gladstone’s acerbic wit reveals what it feels like to be unwanted, disrespected, and left out. “Adhesive Steve, the guest who wouldn’t leave” is a character everyone recognizes, feels sorry for, and tries to avoid being.   Keywords: Nerdy Unusual Peculiar Off-Beat Office Humor Obnoxious Witty Observant Unexpected Rhymes Crafted Unique Character Clueless Obsequious



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Lyrics:
1
Have you seen adhesive Steve
He’s the guest who wouldn’t leave
Small dogs and children flee
When he’s in their vicinity
Steve makes adhesive coats
For label tape and Post It  Notes
It’s always just a little hard to breathe
When you’re near Adhesive Steve

2
Steve always stands too close
You  see the food stains on his shirt
You can smell his after shave
You can see his dental work
Thick hairs curl out his nose
And tangle up in matted groves
It’s always just a little hard to breathe
When you’re near Adhesive Steve

BRIDGE
There is nothing you can do 
Once big  Steve  is stuck on you
The more you try to wriggle free 
The tighter his embrace will be
Brace will be Brace will be

3
Steve has a wife named Claire
But no one knows exactly where
She’s asking for divorce
But he won’t give her one of course
He says that they should stick it out
Cause that’s what love is all about
His unlucky wife just can’t believe 
She’s stuck with Adhesive Steve

4
Steve sits in his special chair
And  watches cop shows on TV
He likes to see them kick some butt
Maintaining our security
And then he has his late night snacks
Of sticky buns and chicken backs
Can you imagine what it’s like to be
Adhesive Steve
 
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