Neal Gladstone
By: Neal Gladstone
Catalog ID: 314146   Duration: 3:58   Tempo: Slow   BPM: 75   Vocal: Male Vocals
Genre: Comedy Music | Comedy music (pending categorization)
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A swooning love song in praise of the Grapefuit, ‘the perfect golden jewel, succulent and cool wakens to your fond caress’. Sung by master parodist Neal Gladstone with female background vocal harmonies. Clever lyrics add faux reverence to the absurd rhapsody.   Keywords: Comedy Humor Fruit Food Fetish Citrus Foodie Satire Breakfast Celebration Ordinary Pleasures Delight Taste Healthy Eating Sexual Innuendo Double Entendre

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(Rubato Verse)
The world can be a bitter place
When trouble's on your stair.
But keep one thing in mind, my friend,
And you need not despair.

When there's a grapefruit in your life,
Every morning is a treasure.
When you stumble from your bed,
Your eyes are slits of red
And your tongue tastes like a tire....

When you open up the door
Of your frost-free Calvinator,
There's a gleaming, yellow sphere right behind the beer,
Caste aside your cares and strife.
There's a grapefruit in your life.

When there's a grapefruit on your plate,
You tremble with anticipation.
When a perfect, golden jewel, 
Succulent and cool wakens to your fond caress...

When you pierce the blushing skin,
Juices flow in all directions.
Slice a tender ruby wedge with your cool, serrated edge.
Bow your head and celebrate.
There's a grapefruit on your plate.

I have known life's greatest pleasures:
Rembrandt, Keats and Mahler.
But how can Keats compete with the     [pronounce with long e]
At three pounds for a dollar?

When there's a grapefruit in your mouth,
You can scarce believe you're mortal.
Every tender bite you choose
Spreads a sweet and fruity goo over every tooth and gum...

And your taste buds burst with song
In a fructose exaltation.
Let us bid a fond salute to the nobel, citrus fruit.
Thank your grocer, thank the South.
There's a grapefruit in your mouth. 
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