If Dogshit Was Diamonds by Michael Panasuk

Michael Panasuk
IF DOGSHIT WAS DIAMONDS
By: Michael Panasuk
Catalog ID: 769198   Edit Type: Full Track   Duration: 4:22
Tempo: Medium   BPM: 125   Vocal: Spoken Word   Explicit Lyrics

Genre: Comedy Music | Novelty Songs

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If Bob Dylan waxed philosophical about the oddities in life, and recorded a track in the back of a B-room Motown studio about how it would be, if bad was good, and good was bad, and everything we thought was right, turned out to be so wrong. And he did it without caving to American Censorship.   Keywords: uplifting positive traditional happy smiling youthful alcohol tobacco social political party culture free adults optimistic hopeful understated money dreams Awesome Moving Smooth picturesque landscape Emotion Reality Sincere Rousing Pure Innocent Flowing welcome delight delightful guest aroma visit cousin friend sister brother personal plain polite volunteer southern proud public precious memories freedom free gathering liberty conversation appreciate treasure cherish value values approve passion enthusiasm trust trustworthy beautiful pretty man woman couple relationship together apart breaking up passionately


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Lyrics:
IF DOGSHIT WAS DIAMONDS


If cigarettes was medicine, I'd be a healthy man
I'd smoke ten packs a day and never get sick again
Someday they'll say cancer comes from eating too much spinach
And if dogshit was diamonds, I'd be rich

If dogshit was diamonds, I'd open my own bank
Welcome to the very first National Septic Tank
Pull out your pooper scoopers, there's a fortune down in that ditch
And if dogshit was diamonds, I'd be rich

If getting drunk was virtuous, I'd be a patron saint
I'd drink a keg of beer a day, and no one would complain
Cirrhosis of the liver would be on my Christmas list
And if dogshit was diamonds, I'd be rich

If dogshit was diamonds, I'd open my own bank
Welcome to the very first National Septic Tank
Pull out your pooper scoopers, there's a fortune down in that ditch
And if dogshit was diamonds, I'd be rich

I can see you on your front lawn following your poodle all around
An empty sack in your hand, waiting for the enima to kick in

Pull out your pooper scoopers, there's a fortune down in that ditch
And if dogshit was diamonds, I'd be rich
If dogshit was diamonds, I'd be rich
Ain't that a bitch
If dogshit was diamonds


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