THE GENE POOL

V.    He’s a muscle bound man
      Drop dead gorgeous, too
      He’s got a real slow hand
      Didn’t graduate from High School
      I’m doing my fishing in the shallow end of the gene pool

V.    He’s got bleached blond hair
      And crazy eyes of blue
      He’s got a sexy smile, I swear
      But when it comes to love, he’s a fool
      I’m doing my fishing in the shallow end of the gene pool

CHORUS       I’m fishing in the bottom of a wishing well
             Honey, I don’t need to look in the brook
             I reel ‘em in left and right
             Throw ‘em back every night
             Baby, I wrote the book on baitin’ the hook

REPEAT CHORUS

V.   Well, I’ve been burned before
     By sensitive, complicated men
     Now the only thing I’m looking for
     Is a hunk with a perfect tan
       That’s why, I’m doing my fishing in the shallow end of the gene pool
       I’m doing my fishing in the shallow end of the gene pool
       I’m doing my fishing in the shallow end of the gene pool

REPEAT CHORUS


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