Well, you know that it takes one time, just one time
For me to get the melody
Yes, I said that it takes one time, one little time
Before I learn the melody
Because I listen to my mamma, my papa, my brothers and the others
So I can get it in the right key
And you know that it takes one time, one little time
To memorize the melody

Well, I can learn the harmony
Just as fast as you can write the song
Yes, I can get this easy little harmony
So you had better learn to sing along
I dare Aunt Bessie, my friend Jessie, or even Elvis Presley 
To do it any better than me
I can learn the harmony
Just as fast as you can write the song

Well, won't you stop your braggin' just long enough
So I can sing along with you
Yes, stop your braggin' waggin' just long enough
To hear what a real pro can do
I like Sinatra, the opera, Caruso and Debussey
But my favorite is the rhythm and blues
Won't you stop your braggin' just long enough 
So I can sing along with you

Well, something's missin' - I know what it is!
The golden voice of Charlie Grease
Now just you listen to the real "Wiz"
Who makes the music sound like 500 G's
Scoo be doo wah
And be bop ta da
I'm sizzlin' - Mr. Show Biz
To cool me off just send a little breeze