THE BOUNCER
Lyrics and Music by John Wall

I got knocked around when I was a kid
My Daddy he never liked what I did
And I’m gettin’ even now that I can
“Did you hear what I said,
Or do I break your head?”
Being a bouncer is my big plan

I’m the man to see, if you know what I mean
I’m a mover on the Rock ‘n Roll scene
And here’s your whiskey sour
If you ask for me
I’ll let you in free
Now that’s what I call power

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	I’m a bouncer on a power trip
	Jammed in overdrive
	I think I’m real cool
	But everyone knows
	I’ll be a loser till I die
	Yeah, everyone knows
	I’ll be a loser till I die

The bands that play here know me by name
They play so loud, they all sound the same
And all they want from me is to score
The groupies they love me
Just for key
To the singer’s dressing room door

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It’s a great job, or can’t you tell
I can’t hear you so you have to yell
And that smell is just atmosphere
Let in the girls
Unless they’re gonna hurl
It’s a dead end but I get free beer

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