The queen of the gym
She’s so statuesque
Her dark skin shines
As she works into a sweat

She smiles at me
Makes idle chat
I wonder if she knows
I want much more than that

All the muscle guys are always hangin’ around her
They all laugh when I walk by

I’m just a spirit stuck in the physical
I’m just a spirit stuck in the physical 
I’m just a spirit stuck in the physical world

I’m pumping iron
Gonna get in shape
Maybe later
I can ask her for a date

But it’s no use
When worlds collide
I’m a fish that’s out of water
Squirming to survive

It’s never like it is on T.V.
I can’t change the channel in real life

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High on the treadmill she’s like a Goddess
And I’m a mere mortal here on earth 
Maybe my looks are only modest
But I’ve got the heart for what it’s worth

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