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AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT Ringtone Theatre is a collection of epic comedy mini masterpieces of stage, screen and the hilarious everyday world -- all set to music and presented in 60 seconds or less for your cell phone pleasure! TV and Movie composer Suzannah Doyle has joined forces with a troupe of talented actors, musicians, comedians and outside the box improv-isarians to bring RINGTONE THEATRE to you.
You'll find movie satires, social commentary, parodies, and stream of consciousness spins on everything from Nigerian email scams, pyramid schemes and cell phone envy to celebrity endorsements. All of this is presented in a mini musical theatre format, set to stylized music by Suzannah Doyle and friends.It's a whole new paradigm in Ringtone Entertainment (Coming soon to a cell phone near YOU)!It's Monty Python meets Mad TV over the Phone!
Comedy Ring Tone of the Suicide Prevention Hotline having a bad day. Voiceover and original music ("Ominous Opening Credits Music") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Comedy sketch endorsing Elvis for President. Voiceovers & script by Eric Nepom & Suzannah Doyle; music ("Big Al") by Allen DeSomer. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Character Comedy
Comedy movie trailer for "Speed Dial," a satire of the movie Speed. Voiceovers by Leon Flood, Eric Nepom, Barry Kerr & Suzannah Doyle; Script by Suzannah Doyle; Music ("Hitchcocky") by Bryan Fusilier. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Satire
Comedy sketch commercial for Big Al's House of Electroshock Therapy. Voiceovers & script by Lyris Cooper & Suzannah Doyle; music ("Big Al") by Allen DeSomer. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Character Comedy
Comedy sketch of a celestial voice welcoming you to the Gates of Heaven and asking for your 24-digit PIN. Voiceover, script and original music ("Heaven") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Surreal Comedy
Comedy Cell Phone Ring tone of person singing about the Cell Phone Blues. Vocals and original song "Cell Phone Blues" by Suzannah Doyle, Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Comedy Ring Tone of Russian Prime Minister Gorenko accidentally giving out secret Russian communication codes. Voiceover by Rylan Doyle; original music ("Mother Russia") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Comedy sketch of Bella and Edward of Twilight in their Geriatric Years. Voiceovers, script and music ("Epic Trouble Brewing") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Satire
Comedy Ring Tone of macho hockey players post-game revelry -- which includes knitting! Voiceovers by Jackson Frisbie, Rylan Doyle, Bryce Hanson and Suzannah Doyle; original music ("NaNaNaNa/We Win") by Steve Soucy. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Comedy sketch of a pesky kid asking their mom if she's answered the cell phone yet ala "Are We There Yet?". Script by Suzannah Doyle and Michael Warner; voiceover and original music ("Tag! You're It") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Comedy sketch of a male "player" trying to pick up women on the cell phone. Voiceover by Eric Nepom; original music ("Behind Your Eyes") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Character Comedy
Comedy sketch of the American Cannibal Association's journal of fine dining. Voiceover and original music ("Eat Your Way to Health" by Michael Warner; script by Michael Warner and Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Satire
Haunted Ring Tone features scary ghosts and goblins imploring the cell phone user to Pick up the Phone. Voiceovers by John Jarvis and Suzannah Doyle. Underscored by the original song "No Really, Don't Go in There," by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Horror Sound Effects, Ghosts
Just another day at the headquarters of the Flatulence Alert Response Team (FART). Script & voiceover by Gregory Crawford; Music ("Hitchcocky") by Bryan Fusilier. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Satire
Comedy sketch of Pirate touting his motivational book about how to be a successful pirate. Voiceover by Eric Nepom of Infinite Improvabilities; underscored with "Drunken Sailor," trad; arr. Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Satire
Comedy sketch: the "In a World" voiceover guy talking dramatically about how will answer the phone. Unfortunately, he never gets around to it; but his wife does. Voiceovers by Leon Flood & Suz Doyle. Music ("Poignancy") by Suzannah Doyle. Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Comedy skit about the Law of Subtraction Hotline. Tired of being successful? Become the loser you've always wished to be. Script by Lyris Cooper & Suz Doyle; Voiceover & original music (Waterwheel Theme) by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Satire
A "Masterpiece Theatre" style narration by the host of Flatulence Theatre. Voiceover by Barry Kerr; script & music ("Wine Tasting in the Garden") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Satire
Comedy Ring Tone - Instant Gratification Hotline. Press one now, NOW! I tell you!! Oh, YES! Voiceover and original music ("Cool It Daddy-o") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Comedy skit of Habib From India's "Central Casting" business phone message. Voiceover by Murray Lein; Script by Murray Lein & Suzannah Doyle; original music ("Mixed Raga - Sitar") by Allen DeSomer. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Character Comedy
Comedy skit of the phone message for the Amnesia Hotline. If only they could remember who they are! Voiceover and arrangement of "Hello My Baby" (trad.) by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Comedy sketch - Manuel leaves message for God asking if its wrong for him to covet his neighbor's barbecue. Voiceovers by A. Sivetz and Suzannah Doyle. Original Music ("Angelic Hootenanny") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Surreal Comedy
Comedy sketch of Habib: Turbanator 2000" infomercial. Tired of your turban uncoiling at inopportune moments? Voiceover by Murray Lein; original music ("Tibetan Groove") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Character Comedy
Comedy Ring Tone from the "Peeping Tom Society of America". They're really glad you picked up your phone. Voiceover and original music ("Kidding Around") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Comedy Ring Tone of Ross Perot-Gee telling you how he'll fix America now. Voiceover by Suzannah Doyle; underscored with Suzannah Doyle's version of "Hail to the Chief - Quirky Style". Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Sexy Female "This is your cell phone talking to you" Ring Tone. Chock full of innuendos related to picking up and using the phone. Voiceover and original film noir music ("Femme Fatale Theme") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Comedy sketch of old Geezers discussing thongs. Voiceovers by Rylan Doyle and Suzannah Doyle; music ("Arkansas Traveler") trad.; arr. by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Comedy sketch of a Choppers Anonymous 12 step meeting. Voiceovers by Jackson Frisbie, Suz Doyle & Rylan Doyle; script & music ("Till Death Do Us Part - Oops, It Did") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Satire
Comedy Ring Tone of Dr. Johnson in the Jungle reporting on his observation of Primates and an Obelisk. Alas, things go awry. Voiceovers by Jackson Frisbee, Rylan Doyle, Bryce Hansen, Suz Doyle. Original music (Oog Play By Ear) by Suzannah Doyle. Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Comedy sung/ spoken Ring a Zing Zingy Ring Tone. Male and Female vocals by Suzannah Doyle and John Jarvis; hip hop beats underscoring by Suzannah Doyle. From your friends at Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
1930s Gangster slang (ala James Cagney) Ring Tone encouraging his "dollface" girlfriend to pick up the phone. John Jarvis, voiceover; original film noir music ("Courtroom Theme") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Comedy Pirate Ring Tone Sketch. Press 1 for swabbing decks, 4 if you like wenches, and more options. Voiceover by Eric Nepom; original music ("A Pirate's Life for Me") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Comedy satire of the Third World Help Line asking for help bringing cellphones to people like little Timmy. Voiceovers & script by Eric Nepom & Suz Doyle; music ("Autumn Waltz") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Satire
Comedy sketch of Moses Movers commercial. Voiceovers & script by John Swanson & Suzannah Doyle; music ("Camel Groove") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Comedy sketch of a Public Service Announcement by the Octa-mom about Global Warming. Voiceovers by Lyris Cooper, Suz Doyle & Barry Kerr; idea by DAvid Erik; script and music ("Autumn Waltz") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Satire
Comedy commercial satire for "Mic Whore Pimp," a service to stop people from hogging the mic at workshops. Voiceover & script by David Johnson and Suz Doyle; music ("Cool It, Daddy-o") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Satire
Comedy sketch about 2 semi-truck drivers texting each other -- and more. Voiceovers by Barry Kerr & Suz Doyle; script by Lyris Cooper & Suzannah Doyle; music ("Big Al") by Allen DeSomer. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Satire
Comedy sketch from the Aerobics Ring Tone Society - helping you stay in shape while using the cell phone. Voiceovers by Eric Nepom and Suz Doyle of Infinite Improvabilities; original underscoring music ("Game Show Theme 4") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Satire
Comedy sketch of CNN (Cellphone News Network) discussing tonight's top story: Your cell phone is ringing! Voiceovers by Eric Nepom and Suz Doyle of Infinite Improvabilities; original music ("Global News Theme") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Satire
Comedy sketch of a soap opera parody, complete with 1950s style soap opera drama chords on organ. Voiceovers by Eric Nepom and Suzannah Doyle. Music ("Soap Opera Drama Chords") by Suzannah Doyle, Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Comedy Wake up alarm of surreal mystical voices urging you to get up. Voiceover and script by John Jarvis; music ("Wake Up Beats") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Surreal Comedy
Comedy sketch of the Infectious Laughter Hotline. Voiceover and script by David Johnson & Suzannah Doyle; music ("Toon Town Hollywood") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Satire
Comedy sketch of the Star Trek crew in search of cellphones. Voiceovers by Barry Kerr, Allen DeSomer, Berto Pugliese, Rylan Doyle & Suzannah Doyle; script and music ("Star Quest") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Ringtones, Star Trek ringtones
Comedy sketch of Habib from India's answering machine message. Yes, he is one with everything. Voiceover by Murray Lein; original music ("Sitar Groove Loop") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Character Comedy
Comedy Ring Tone - Paranoid person "reassuring" the cell phone user that the cell phone user doesn't need to be paranoid. Voiceovers by Suzannah Doyle and John Jarvis. With accenting sound effects. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Hazards of answering the phone at the Narcolepsy Association. Voiceovers by Eric Nepom, Suzannah Doyle & Barry Kerr; music ("Brahms' Lullaby") Johannes Brahms; arr. Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Satire
Comedy sketch of Story Time, in which a mother tells her child all about the "Big Bad Cell Phone". Voiceover & script by Suzannah Doyle; Music ("Pop! Goes the Weasel") trad.; arr. Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Satire
Comedy sketch of the Existential Hotline - what IS the sound of one cell rhone ringing? By Paul Bezanson & Suz Doyle; Voiceover and music (Sakura) Japanese Trad.; arr/ performed by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Satire
Comedy sketch of the Bacon Hotline. Voiceovers & script by Lyris Cooper & Suzannah Doyle; music ("Big Al") by Allen DeSomer. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Satire
Judas leaves a message on Jesus' phone machine. Voiceovers by Michael Warner and Eric Nepom; script and music ("Heaven") by Michael Warner and Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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