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Deadpan Comedy


Not strictly a style of comedy. Telling jokes without a change in face expression or change in emotion


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I WOULDN'T DO THAT   (by Brenda Elthon )
Brenda Elthon A strong American man, with a very deep and somewhat sinister sounding voice, says "I wouldn't do that." It's kind of intimidating. Is he your Daddy? Husband? Boyfriend? Boss? The creep who lives next door? Hmmm... so many possibilities. Do I detect a sadistic smile in his smooth, calm voice? Creepy, Comedy, Deadpan Comedy
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533844 0:02   

WAIT FOR IT   (by Brenda Elthon )
Brenda Elthon Deep and sinister US male voice tells you to "wait for it." Threatening. Frightening in its intense and commanding tone. The admonition of a cruel leader whose words are law. Radio ready tongue in cheek humor. Perfect attention getting voice drop. Laugh maker. You must obey his command, or else... Comedy, Deadpan Comedy
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530081 0:01   

DEPRESSED SOCIETY OF AMERICA   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of a man and woman from the "Depressed Society of America," suggesting you don't bother answering the phone. Voiceovers by John Jarvis and Suzannah Doyle, underscored with original depressing falling cartoon music by Suzannah Doyle. Comedy, Deadpan Comedy
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GO AHEAD, MAKE MY DAY   (by Brenda Elthon )
Brenda Elthon Clint Eastwood soundalike delivers his famous line," Go ahead. Make my day." Dripping with rich, dramatic cynicism. It sounds just like Clint! Radio ready fun. The perfect punchline. Fun for all audiences. Comedy, Deadpan Comedy
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530085 0:02   

RUSSIAN WOMAN: "I SEND YOU TO GULAG"   (by Brenda Elthon )
Brenda Elthon Angry Russian woman makes deep-throated threats in heavily accented English. A funny, harmless, clean put down. Authentic sounding. Dead pan, stereotype humor, dripping with rich, dramatic cynicism. The perfect "get a laugh" punchline. Radio ready fun for general audiences of all ages. Comedy, Deadpan Comedy
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534730 0:04   

I'M SORRY (SPANISH)   (by Brenda Elthon )
Brenda Elthon Spanish speaking female says "I'm Sorry." Crisp and authentic, with trace of charm and emotion. Professional radio voice drop, advertisement, ringtone, cartoon, comedy sketch. Si. Comedy, Deadpan Comedy
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726337 0:02   

I DARE SAY, WHERE ARE MY TEA AND CRUMPETS?   (by Brenda Elthon )
Brenda Elthon Silly English speaking woman, with a crisp, high pitched voice, asks for her breakfast in a classic British accent. Is it Queen Elizabeth? Camilla, perhaps? A lighthearted, gentle tease. Funny and irreverent. Radio ready. A good humored attention-getter. Comedy, Deadpan Comedy
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THAT'S PERFECT   (by Brenda Elthon )
Brenda Elthon Deep American male voice says "that's perfect." Dripping with hot and heavy sexual innuendo. A naughty, not so nice, sexist baudy remark in radio ready audio. Laugh getting, conversation stopper. Funny end point to comedy sketches and gags. Go for it! Comedy, Deadpan Comedy
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Deadpan Comedy


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