Hey, Mister Starman, who knows where you've been     
With your final fate dangling from eyes of blue and green?
We passed upon the stairway on a pilgrimage to you.  
I  said "Can I call you David and will you call me Dude?"
You can call me Dude.

Mecca TV station broadcast you Channel 2
You strummed your 12 string razor
And I Moonage Daydreamed you.
In Medina Costa some flat white caveman said
"He can't be homospaiens. Dude, he's already dead."
Did you just call me Dude?

I'm Tom the Major and no cosmic jive.
A rock of ages. I will abide.

I'm Tom the Major and no cosmic jive.
A rock of ages. I will abide.

So when you looked right through me and denied that I was you
A smorgasbord of psychosis made me scream like Siouxie Sioux.
Dude. Why don't you call me Dude
Call me, call me, call me, call me Dude.

Not only is this the last show of this tour
It's the last show we'll ever do
So boys and girls, gentlemen, Ladies.
Why don't you call me Dude?

Call me, call me, call me, call me Dude