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Hysterically, funny song featuring a male vocal, a comic Johnny Cash. If you like the Blue Collar Comedians, you'll like this song! Winner in Broadjam's funny song contest! Country rock band accompanies male vocals. This comedy parody is ideal for soundtracks, television, commercials, and more. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comic Song
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Lyrics:
The Martha Stewart Gene
By R. Smoler
If you’re lookin’ for a lover
Who’s wrapped around the cover
Of a seven hundred thread count sheet
Let me tell you straight
I’m no domestic queen
I don’t care about threads in my sack
I ain’t thinkin’ bare on my back
Maybe it’s because I lack
The Martha Stewart Gene
Do you wanna gal who treasures
Rooms to fix for pleasure
Obsessin’ over dos and don’ts?
Why fiddle with design
My chic glows with a shabby sheen
I don’t need a panic attack
Frettin’ bout a knick or a knack
Maybe it’s because I lack
The Martha Stewart Gene
Now honey, I’m a little rough, I don’t even trim my hedges
I may be primitive
But are you gonna give
A darn if I don’t know what Pledge is
I’m a woman who’s ideal
For a man whose happy meal
Ain’t fancy, fussin’ recipes
But my daily platter sizzles
I’m never lean on my cuisine
Now I’m looking for a hungry Jack
Who don’t eat pate for a snack
Baby you won’t mind I lack
The Martha Stewart Gene
Now easy entertaining
Is relative to my occasion
E might equal MC square
But do you really care
As long as fun is in the equation
So hurry, come on over
I’m not a wondrin rover
I really want to settle down
We’ll watch the news and laugh
About her latest courtroom scene
Don’t need a mansion on a cul-de-sac
I need a lovin’ man here in my shack
Baby, you’ll be glad I lack
The Martha Stewart Gene
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The Martha Stewart Gene Female Version