Townhouse Ghetto by Osmium

Osmium
TOWNHOUSE GHETTO
By: Osmium
Catalog ID: 408907   Edit Type: Full Track   Duration: 3:15
Tempo: Med Slow   BPM: 92   Vocal: Male Vocals

Genre: Pop Music | Pop groove

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Sarcastic Pop / novelty track about cheapie housing and the dark side of the real estate business. Sounds like Farnk Zappa. Funny lyrics and a funky groove make this one to remember!   Keywords: Townhouse, Real Estate, Construction, Housing, Closing, House, Escrow, Attorney, Lawyer, Realtor, Builder, Title Search, Middle Class, Mortgage, Junk Fees Song follows a home buyer being hustled through by a realtor and a shoddy builder -- what is the American Dream of home ownership? Great for film/TV use for a critical or humorous look at the real estate industry, looking for a home, buying a home, realtors, real estate attorneys, banks and mortgage companies, doing a real estate closing, defining what home ownership means to a person or family


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Lyrics:
TOWNHOUSE GHETTO
Music and Lyrics by John Wall

Townhouse to the left of me
Townhouse to the right of me
End unit, brick front
Neighbor through the wall
And for only 180
You can have it all!

Hardwood floors and central air
A microdeck if you really care
150 units
In an eight block array
Isn't it impressive?
We built it in just 5 days!

CHORUS:
	I'm livin' in a townhouse ghetto
	Rows and rows of pre-fab structure
	Living with no creedo
	Individuality is ruptured
	I'm livin' in a townhouse ghetto

Radon inspection and a site survey
I feel like a baton, in a relay
Passed about like money or meat
Mortgage papers and escrow
A closing every five minutes
The lawyer says, "Let's close!"

CHORUS, BRIDGE/SOLO

I stand in my new townhouse
No termites, no mouse
No rock band next door to me
Though I made it here at last
This only proves that
I'm trapped in the middle class...

CHORUS

Hardwood floors and central air
A microdeck if you really care
American dream...
Or American nightmare?
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Townhouse Ghetto


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Townhouse Ghetto