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Prize winner in 2010 Broadjam 6-Pack Contest, this tongue in cheek play on words song story involves a young man who runs a Fish and Tackle shop in which he's become quite expert at an important daily chore! Some fisherman are experienced at baiting hooks, but this guy is a Master Baiter! Keywords: Father Son Fishing Trip Masturbation whacking off jerking off CHOKE THE POPE Whack off Wally Squeeze the tomalley Choke the Chicken Flog the log Clean the pipes Spank the monkey Stretch the Iguana Turn Japanese Bash the Bishop Diddle the fiddle wanker yank squeeze the lime Pamper the penis pull the pork Dust off the dick Rotate the root Polish the prick Use Vaseline Make it real sheen Slide it and slap it Sneak up behind it Shine it and bind it You can befriend it spew it Get a good grip Try not to slip Wax the lizard
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Lyrics:
FISH & TACKLE
Fish and tackle shop
Right down by the sea
Business of my own
Since I was twenty-three
Help to bait the hooks
For sport fishermen
Expert at my craft
Time and time again
Chorus
I’m a master baiter
I know how it’s done
Crafty nimble hands
Four fingers and a thumb
Practice does make perfect
Never wait till later
Watch me with this one
I’m a master baiter
Learned from my old man
He was an expert
Mom helped him sometimes
When his fingers hurt
My wife refuses though
She can’t stand the feel
Slimy worms and such
Reminds her of an eel
Chorus #2
I’m a master baiter
With advanced degree
Can do it in my sleep
Both hands working free
Practice does make perfect
Better now than later
Come watch me sometime
I’m a master baiter
BRIDGE
Some day I’ll retire
Many years from now
Sell to someone new
Then I’ll show them how
Chorus #3
I’m a master baiter
I know how it’s done
Crafty nimble hands
Four fingers and a thumb
Practice does make perfect
Never wait till later
Watch me with this one
I’m a master baiter
I’m a master baiter
I’m not the only one
Just feels so darn good
When i’m almost done
I do it every day
Never wait till later
Smiling all the way
I’m a master baiter
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Fish and Tackle
