ADVENTURES OF A DOG
Words and Music by Dave Rudolf

V1
GOT A DATE WITH FIFI, WE ARE OUT TO PROWL
CLIMB UP ON THE BACK PORCH, AND LET OUT WITH A HOWL
KNOCK OVER TRASH CANS, CHEW UP SOME OLD SHOES
DIG UP THE NEIGHBORS YARD, AND PLANT A BONE OR TWO

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OH THE ADVENTURES OF A DOG
OH THE ADVENTURES OF A DOG

V2
SOMETIMES I GET FRISKY, AND DRINK FROM TOILET BOWLS
KNOCK OVER TABLES, THAT’S WHEN MY OWNER SCOLDS
I JUST GET REAL SORRY, GET A SAD LOOK ON MY JAWS
I GOT ‘EM WHERE I WANT ‘EM, IN THE PALM OF MY PAWS

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V3
I LIKE CHASING AUTOS, I LIKE CHASING CATS
I LIKE CHASING MAILMEN, AND STICKS AND BALLS AND HATS
MY HAIR IS ON THE SOFA, MY HAIR IS ON THE BED
THE ONLY PLACE MY HAIR IS NOT IS ON OLD GRANDPAS HEAD

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V4
SURE MY LIFE IS SIMPLE, I LIVE WITHOUT A CARE
EXCEPT WHEN I GET CARELESS, AND SCRATCH POP’S FAVORITE 
CHAIR
SOME FOLKS SAY WE’RE STUPID, THAT WE’RE TOO DUMB TO BE PETS
BUT WE’RE NOT PAYING FOR OUR FOOD AND HEALTH CARE AT THE 
VETS
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