Intro:
Hey baby, don’t even think you’re going to 
slow dance your way out of this one….

Re-Intro:
You know, I don’t know why I even bother with you, but….

Verse 1:
There’s something about you that
 intrigues me…
There’s something about you that
 redeems me.
Oh, yeah, there’s something about you that
 intrigues me - 
And whatever it is,
 it completes me.

Loop #1 - Instrumental

Chorus {SFX}:
Oh, ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch – 
 Choose me.
Ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch – 
 Choisis moi
Ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch – 
 Choose me.
Ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch – 
 Choisis!
{Repeats}
Choose me.
Choisis Moi.
Choisis.

Re-Intro:
You know, I don’t know why I even bother with you,  you complain so much…

Verse 2:
You’re like a dog
 (who bays all night at the moon)
Tu es comme un chien 
(qui aboie toute la nuit à la lune)
You’re like a dog
 (who bays all night at the moon)
So rollover… and maybe I’ll
 give you a little treat! 
{SFX: Arf, Arf, LAUGHS}

Chorus {SFX}:
Oh, ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch – 
 Choose me.
Ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch – 
 Choisis moi
Ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch – 
 Choose me.
Ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch – 
 Choisis!
{Repeats}
Choose me.
Choisis Moi.
Choisis.

Bridge - Instrumental

Verse 3 (Variant):
Relationships run hot;
 Relationships run cold
Arguments grow stale;
 Darling, it gets old
So celebrate the love (l’amour)
 Set aside our grief
And baby, cap it off…
 With a little apéritif!

Coda:
Mmmmmmm….
 Choose me
Mmmmmmm….
 Choose me
Mmm, I like the taste!
 Choisis!